Saturday, July 28, 2018

Peanut Galley

AITOOW wonders why people with peanut allergies get special treatment? I've never heard of any other allergy changing airline behavior. What about people who are allergic to dogs? There has to be a host of people that are as dangerously allergic to almost everything allowed on a plane. How did this one affliction break through? Is it it just a case of certain stewardesses going rogue? Not policy?

Friday, July 27, 2018

Tuna the Screw

AITOOW wonders when they stopped filling tuna cans to the top? Now it is half a can of cat food quality tuna.

Thursday, July 26, 2018

Parrot Like City

AITOOW just noticed that the drum intro to Paradise City sounds alot like Love Stinks? I think that was J Giels Band.

Monday, June 18, 2018

Seems Like Old Times

AITOOW thinks Prince was just imitating James Brown? And Clooney is just imitating Tom Selleck? I've got a whole list of these.

Sunday, June 17, 2018

Pumpkin Heads

AITOOW thinks all the people who get face fillers look like pumpkins?

Saturday, June 16, 2018

Crossed Up

AITOOW doesn't understand the thinking behind burning crosses? You burn the symbol of your savior? To intimidate/scorn your enemies? A savior that preached tolerance? It makes no sense. Burn a pentagram. Burn an effigy. Who thought up the cross?

And how was it that no one else owned a boat or raft besides Noah? It is unlikely that not a soul found their way onto something buoyant.

Friday, June 15, 2018

Slaves To Ignorance

AITOOW wonders how many Americans should feel guilty over slavery? My parents weren't here and their countries didn't do it. How many people living here now had ancestors here before the Civil War? And how many of those owned slaves? I think we are talking about ten percent of the population. At most. And yet the blacks paint us with the same brush. I guess it isn't as compelling a story when we factor in the truth. A large percentage of Americans did nothing to them and owe them nothing.