Empty-thy

AITOOW thinks old people aren't empathetic/sympathetic? They don't become more understanding and openminded with age. They just can't win a dispute any longer. They have neither the energy nor the physical power to mix it up. They must take the side of the weak. It's them.

Baby Talk

AITOOW wonders if we hear so much pigeon English because we try and be understood by "simplifying" our speech when we interact overseas? They just mimic what they hear.

Green(back) Revolution

AITOOW thinks countries that promote clean energy are just ones who have no "dirty" energy? They aren't altruistic.

Bone Slugs and Disharmony

AITOOW wonders why black athletes are such bitches? They are soooo hurt by being called names. Mr Sensitive. You are more pre-menstrual than a Vassar freshman women studies major. And btw, the monikers are usually accurate and you just can't acknowledge it. Thugs? Yes it's the identity you promote on a daily basis. And most of you aren't just posturing. Jimmy Butler aside. You are actual thugs who moonlight as minimal effort athletes (and entertainers). If you are truly not thugs then explain to me how you would respond to me if I called you the bitch (or worse) you are. Thought so.

Sticking It To Us

AITOOW is not impressed by hotels reducing their plastic use? It's just another instance of them being enabled to cut costs by pretending to be ethical.

Grace Over Race

AITOOW was glad to see so few "representation" awards at the Golden Globes? And by "representation" awards I mean dispersity participation awards.

The New WNBA

AITOOW wonders how long will it take for the NBA to become all white again? Three Pointers. No defense. Small players. Only systemic racism can hold it back.