Wednesday, June 9, 2021

King Wrong

AITOOW wonders how deluded blacks can be? Their expectations are beyond ridiculous. They always refer to themselves as kings and queens. Then again, an African king or queen is basically the oldest idiot in a mud and stick hut. So, maybe they aren't as crazy as they appear to be.

Tuesday, June 8, 2021

Oh Both-er, Where Art Thou?

AITOOW thinks Sweetarts is sending us a political message with their "be both" marketing campaign? Be fluid.

Monday, June 7, 2021

Sigh-ence

AITOOW think it's funny that we trust thirty year projections from people who can't get the weekend forecast right? And is science in general, the only career where you don't have to KNOW anything? Just hypothesize. Often (actually almost always) incorrectly.

Sunday, June 6, 2021

Don't Go Changing

AITOOW thinks Millenials hate everything about the state of the world except the temperature/weather/climate? That seems to be exactly where it needs to be and must stay there.

Saturday, June 5, 2021

Special Ed

AITOOW thinks you should ask obvious diversity charity cases in college what "element" they are? As in, the periodic table. One of every type. That is what we have now. All you need to be is different. Check some box. Intelligence is maybe one element.

Friday, June 4, 2021

Woe-saka

AITOOW wants to inform Naomi Osaka (and all the free riders) about why they have tennis tournaments? It's not to find out which idiot is the better tennis plyer. It is to make money. Sucking up to journalists increases awareness. This enables promoters to get an aidience that possibly would pay to see you fly swatters run around a court. This makes it possible for there to be profits. This makes it possible for you to GIVEN a share. If you want to play for free. If you want to arrange your own tournaments. If you want to play in obscurity. Start your own tournaments and play for free. Didn't think so. Now shut up and address the media. And stop trying to manipulate like a Millenial with bs medical excuses or discrimination accusations. And by the way. You are fat like a seal and women's tennis is a joke.

Thursday, June 3, 2021

Tin Lizzie

AITOOW thinks Liz Cheney only had her position because she was a diversity play (and her father)?