Let's Get Physical

AITOOW cringes when they hear stupid locks using the word "physicality" to denote aggression or physical ability? They are really saying the player has sexuality or desirablity. Perhaps they could sunstitute physicalness or aptitude or ability.

Avoid the Void

AITOOW thinks the meddler that gets someone canceled (ie a cop) should be forced to take their place? Unless it is a glamour job.

Money for Nada

AITOOW wonders how the money to illegals in separated families will find its way into the pockets of the ACLU? They are representing them. You know they have to be geting a cut. That's how the Leftist grift works.

Color Me Confused

AITOOW doesn't get these new paint jobs on cars? They look like clay. Dull finish. Plain ugly. Who would choose this?

Travel Channels?

AITOOW wonders, if there are infinite universes/realities, shouldn't someone have invented a machine/ability to travel betwwen them? And a time machine too. Maybe they could use it to shut racist Ohio high school level educated LeBron James the fuck up.

Red, Black and Blue

AITOOW thinks that America is officially black? We think everything is a slight. We won't work. We spend on credit. We are vulgar. We are obnoxious. We are stubborn. We are mostly wrong. We have no inside voice. We blast our media (mostly on non-headphoned cell phones). We dress like clowns. We wear too much make up. We have fractured families. We have tattoos. We love hip hop. We think dancing (and singing) is the greatest thing to do. We hate our country. We expect to be taken care of. We are violent. We are fat. We love strongly seasoned foods. We take drugs (especially weed). We don't use contraception. We love flashy things. We can't spell. We use improper grammar. We make up words. We are ruled by women. Malcom X would be shitting himself.

Social Mediocrity

AITOOW thinks people with achievements don't need to gossip? And social media is just people celebrating a sack.