We Got a Red Dot Special on Aisle 4, Ya'll

AITOOW who finds Bobby Jindal to be the creepiest abomination on the planet? And that southern accent is the cherry.

1+1 = 1

AITOOW acknowledges that Obama is 1/2 white? He's just as much white as he is black. Why do blacks think he's theirs? I mean they can have him for all I care. But it's a little presumptuous don't you think? And spare me the one drop of blood BS. I thought we were living in a post racial world. Now if we could only live in a post Rachel (Ray) world. That would be something.

Hug It Out

AITOOW thinks Jeremy Piven is a skinnier Kevin James?

Cranky Poodle Dandies

AITOOW who wonders if the French like blacks because they look like poodles?

Negative Equity Loan

AITOOW finds it laughable tha Obambi's goal (which of course he will fail to meet) is to "slash" the deficit (not debt) in half by the END of his term? How is this not possible now that the budget is 1.3 trillion in the red. That would make it 650 billion. I think Bush's high (before 08) was 500-something and that included adding a prescription drug plan, 2 wars and tax cuts to the budget. I'm pretty certain that this excludes the one time charge of the 800 billion stimulus package (really 2009 budget part b) that off lined traditional deficit costs (good to see it's not only Wall St that learned this trick from Enron). It is almost all made up of "peace dividend II". My only concern is that the Republican's will win back Congress in two years and save him like they saved Clinton. And BTW the plan to address foreclosures is the same as Bernanke's propping up the banks with equity infusions. This time it's just going to prop up Fannie and Freddie.

And lastly. Were pundits smarter when I was young or was I just so much dumber? I used to be awed by the people on Sunday morning roundtables. Now, I shiver with anger at how unqualified they are.

The Tribe Has Spoken

AITOOW who scoffs at color blind sociologists when they watch the races exposed on such shows as Survivor? As if on cue, the ghetto girls (not sure if they are really from the ghetto just that most of their kind comprise the ghetto) shoot their mouths off and are shocked that anti-social behavior results in their ejection. Hint. It's called anti-social behavior for a reason. If you lived a normal environment, you would know that living for yourself does not make you an asset in a group dynamic. And you and your momma (because Daddy is unkown or uninvolved) do not make up a community. You would also know that even though you may be "da bomb" where you come from, you are still probably the bottom of the barrel when you compete with people from a real community (talkin' 'bout you Jugs Judy, Esq - I would love to see your LSATs). Now spare me the "they purposefully pick miscreants to fortify stereotypes" argument. Societies compete on a micro and macro level. There is no discrepency between these games and what goes on in the real world. It's just fun to shove people's noses in it.

BTW: AITOOW thinks it's unrealistic that the head bitches on campus on Gossip Girl are a Mick, a Spick and a Nig? Maybe at Dalton. Speaking of which, they are no Jews on GG. Talk about unrealistic. Have you been to Jew Nork City?

Ahhh Kelly Clarkson!

AITOOW wonders if AI's new format makes it more likely that the results could be manipulated (ala Howard Stern and Sanjaya)? I don't care. I was just wondering.