Monday, August 31, 2009

Health Care 101 - Don't Drive with Ted Kennedy

AITOOW can't wait to see how they use swine flu to sell Health Care this Fall?

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Gambling in Casablanca

AITOOW is not shocked that August was the deadliest month in Afghanistan? They're finally engaging the enemy. That sort of thing happens when you actually discharge your weapon.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Facts Get In My Eyes

AITOOW thinks Ahma-dinner jacket should ask the Nazi's if there was actually a holocaust? Seems like those blueprints for Auchwitz would be some good evidence that he's wrong. Is it plausible they would be lying about a thing like genocide?

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Swiss Cheese

AITOOW can't wait to see how many unmarked swiss bank accounts belong to limousine liberals?

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Same Shit, Different Shitter

AITOOW sees the hypocrisy from the left now that their guy is in the half-White House? Now vacations are de rigeur. Now obstruction for obstruction's sake is reprehensible. Now it's ok to use the war as a diversion from the real issues.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Pubic Option

AITOOW thinks the story is not Michelle Obama's shorts but her scarecrow hair? That fro looked worse than Al Roker's wife's usual hay stalks. Buck Wheat evinced disgust. We need end of life counseling for her roots.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

No Favre League

AITOOW wishes they would shut up about Brett Favre? If it's not about his sixth toe I don't want to hear it. He's a has been. He was irratic at his best. Who the hell cares about him except some drunks in Wizzconsin?