Why Women Shouldn't Be Allowed To Vote

AITOOW still finds it comical when girls tell you they want to go slow so they won't ruin it? Newsflash. You just ruined it. Who wants to be the only schmuck who treats you with respect? You just volunteered that you don't always take it slow. How's this for a plan. Go fast with a guy you want to continue seeing and go slow with a loser.

Words Speak Louder Than Actions

AITOOW is thankful that Liberals believe it is enough to wax poetic about an issue? Although, the nauseating Health Fraud Bill may actually be turned into action (I still predict they will find a way to lose it), it seems like most of the Hope and Change will remain a bumper sticker (see Global Warming). Let's hope they don't ever change.

Secret Santa

AITOOW finds it revealing that Liberals want the government to be beneficent in their name? It seems to be easier for them to assuage their consciences by donating other peoples money or receiving it themselves. Who exactly are the kind hearted ones? Even if red staters are probably under the delusion that they are paying their way into Heaven, aren't they better people than the self-professed "tender hearts"? At least they give their own money. That's if you believe those inconvenient things called facts (ie where donations predominate).

With Great Power Comes...

AITOOW who wonders how we came to accept this maxim and how responsibility has become synonymous with bribery? We have to bribe other countries to not attack us. We have to bribe them not to pollute. It's a shake down that Jesse Jackson would admire. Remember the good old days when weaker countries used to have to pay stronger countries not to attack them. I wonder what the Roman Legions would make of modern diplomacy. I have to ask what the purpose of striving for greatness is. It seems like the meek are inheriting the Earth right under our noses.

Have You Paid The Jobs Bill?

AITOOW thinks it is sad that legislation is now synonymous with renumeration? BTW the jobs bill is all government spending and non-effectual window dressing.

Global Warming Causes Evaporation of Scientific Method

AITOOW wonders if there is any chance that magma just under the surface is the cause of the snow melting on Mt. Kilaminjaro? PBS just did a special which proved that magma is still heating up the crater.

Don't Worry It's Stimulus

AITOOW finds it predictable that our drunk on credit President is the one to green light the perpetually disputed 3 billion dollar accounting discrepency to the Indians? I'm not even going to make the obligatory racial cheap shot about blacks and finance. Nor am I going to point out that he is condemning you and I for paying with credit. No president before him viewed the evidence for payment as dispositive. Yet, he just adds it to the bill. Thank God we can pass it on to the sucker Chinese. Don't they realize that Americans see nothing wrong with abandoning their debt obligations?