We're Number 1

AITOOW is sick of people deriving their sense of worth through their ethnicity, race or other perceived group identity? Just because someone with similar characteristics as you did something notable does not mean that you are equally important or superior. You are still the same worthless piece of shit that you think everyone else is. When you and you alone contribute something to society then you can look down your nose at them. Until then, you should not try and co-opt another's accomplishments as having any relationship to yourself. Especially if it is just skin color or religion or nationality.

That's What She Said

AITOOW notices that Scranton and neighboring Pennsylvania scenery seems to look exactly like Los Angeles?

Nip Tuck

AITOOW finds it funny how SI gets chicks naked and then air brushes out the nipples? And they only seem to do to some pictures. I also love how they seem to toe the line on those body paint images. They get them "naked" and then strategically center the nipple area in the bill fold. I wonder if they have some obscenity committee that tells them what they can and can not get away with before it becomes porn.

Their Lips Are Sealed

AITOOW doesn't buy the official version of the hijacking victims' death off of Somalia? I love the SEALs, but, give me a break. The pirates killed their bargaining chips? It wasn't like the pirates had to get rid of excess baggage. It wasn't like they wanted to dispose of witnesses. I wonder if we'll ever get an autoposy. I'll bet those bodies are filled with standard issue Seal rounds.

Fire in The Hole

AITOOW finds it ironic that the act of "terrorism" that succeeded in the Arab world was the one they inflicted on themselves? Please learn from this and light yourselves on fire in the future and leave us alone.

I'm Not Lovin It

AITOOW thinks that that Mc Donald's commercial with the two queers "dancing" at a table over coffee is the gayest commercial ever? It's gay when people do it for real to post on You Tube. It's even gayer when an ad agency tries to recreate it. The song is so gay too. And I love that black couple that supposedly enjoys watching it. In the real world they would be saying "white people are weird".

Blow Your House Down

AITOOW finds it funny that AOL is now the mark when it comes to Internet fleecing? Maybe the guy that ok'd the purchase of Huffington Post was an old Time Warner exec. I love all these clowns who pay out the ass for "professional" content when the paradigm has already switched to user created content. If you have to have "professional" content, why don't you just hire a few out of work journalists to write it up? Or steal your acquistions talent? It would cost you about 300 million less.