Bat and Twitch

AITOOW wonders what drug Jose Canseco is on that causes him to twitch so much? I think it's Ritalin. How dumb is that Hope girl?

I Pick My Scabs

AITOOW doesn't care which players the NFL uses as long as my players are better than the competitions? It's not like football allows great individual expressions of athleticism. I don't dislike college football any less because the talent is inferior. Football isn't like baseball or basketball where individual superiority dictates the quality of the show. This is a game of strategy. Plus the helmets and the pads make the players anonymous. I think the player's union in this sport faces a much tougher struggle than in other (personality driven) leagues. Put any bodies in uniform and I'll watch. I root for the unis not the players.

Sex Apple

AITOOW doesn't understand why electric/hydrogen/etc car makers don't partner with Apple to brand a car? Their drones buy anything tech that Apple puts out. Like Asian women and Louis Vuitton.

Sendaing Out A Letter

AITOOW likes dilemmas? Anti-carbon sentiments versus nuclear fallout fears. Take your pick. And don't cop out with solar or wind or geo-thermal. You know they can't provide enough power soon enough.

Put Your Hands Up In The Air

AITOOW doesn't see why the Libyan rebels are having so much trouble with Quaddafi? All the images I see of them make them seem quite adept at shooting off rounds in the air and dancing in circles - the cornerstones of military where with all. Now if the French can only show them how to tie a white flag to their weapons.

Black Hawk Now

AITOOW is reminded of all the hand wringing and criticism that accompanied Bush I's intervention in Somalia? I wonder if we will have any (at least publicized) because of Libya? That's rhetorical. Of course there won't be. Except from some opportunistic and disingenuous anti-OBambites. I just have a couple of questions. How come WE always have to do it? How come WE never get anything out of it? Why do people who have nothing in common with us (who dispise us) always expect us to come to their aid. How has the sense of entitlement spread to the far reaches of the Earth. Why are democrats only willing to help non-white people or non-Christians? Why do Democrats think hurling some warheads and dropping some bombs from the sky equates to a recipe for victory? How funny is it that OBlahBlah has had to do almost everything he criticized his predecessor about? Is it time to label him a hawk? Why Libya and not Rwanada? It can't be about the oil. He is a Democrat. They would never fight over something that meaningful. It's not wasteful/pointless enough. Who does Quaddafi resemble? I'm stuck on Bert Convey or that guy from the Woody Allen movie (maybe the same guy). I know there is another. Does this action make people remember the pre-Iraq bullshit. Like how the UN dragged its feet. Like how France cock blocked us. Like how Saudi Arabia was scared Saddam would attack them. And where is Turkey in all this? I thought they were the new leaders of the Middle East. Finally. How do all these bombings start during Spring Break? Is it sweeps already?

History Major

AITOOW thinks OBrahmin prefers to co-opt (re-imagine/rewrite) history rather than make it? The ultimate Monday Morning Quarterback. Why exert yourself when you can just spin the results later. Wait for the winds of change to blow and put your arm around the accepted victor. Then hope no one calls you on where you were before the outcome (it actually sounds very Arab). Plus then you can use your unused energy to drone on upon it to let us know how much you know about the subject. Can we label him - The Describer?