Giving The Sport A Black Eye

AITOOW wonders what's the deal with female softball players and eye black? It's stupid enough when 250 pound football players do it.

Pee Pee Or Plastic

AITOOW wonders on behalf of those of you who enjoy fake tits, how far apart on the continuum of acceptance a fake vagina is to fake tits?

Initiate Programming

AITOOW finds it exhaustingly frustrating that late night "news" programs can not refrain from labeling Republican candidates with pejorative adjectives? Of course Michelle Bachmann's political views had to be tagged with the "hard line" modifier by a smirking Nightline hatchet man. Of course they couldn't help "editorializing" a news piece. Of course they couldn't remain objective. Of course they couldn't retain credability. Of course they couldn't have just left it at "political views". I'm not familiar with (most of) her political views, but, how about you let me decide if they are hard line (whatever that means) and you just stick to slanting the evidence through prejudicial editing and leading questions. I guess that's is why they call it a News "Program".

Gaol!

AITOOW thinks that if the INS were at all interested in doing anything resembling their job that they would have every agent available at the Rose Bowl tonight?

Catch Phrase If You Can

AITOOW wants to thank the Golden State Warriors for saving us from having to hear "Grown Man Move" and "Momma There Goes That Man" among other inane non sequitors? For a little while anyway.

One If By Land

AITOOW doesn't understand why celebrity news/reality shows/etc (or anyone) hire reporters/hosts with thick British or Australian accents? It's not like those accents are desirable (to an American audience). And I doubt there is a lack of Americans who will spread their legs on the casting couch. So that can't be the reason. I don't see how can producers can demand that regional American accents (urban/southern/Minnesotan/New England/etc) must be stripped away while these equally bad accents proliferate. It's a disturbing double standard.

Whoomp Hair It Is

AITOOW thought it was funny that the Asian player who was playing Venus Williams today may have been playing her own hair?