Friday, September 30, 2011

PHD - Piled Higher and Deeper

AITOOW wonders if OBamacon is urging students to pursue higher education because he doesn't want them finding out what happens when they apply for a job? Not that they can apply for unemployment insurance in any case.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Back To The Futile

AITOOW wonders, if it is true that Republicans are so dumb, why Obamboozle is loosening the No Child Left Behind standards? He's just minting more opposition. I guess he thinks the law concerned promoting every student to the next grade regardless of test scores.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Seeing Double

AITOOW thinks the following are twins: Alex Rodriguez and Rihanna, Ryan Gosling and David Arquette, Billy Bush and Jeff Corwin (Animal Planet), KD Lang and Tobey Maguire and Jody Foster and Michael J Fox.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

The Opposite Of Bling

AITOOW wonders what is up with pitchers and those rope necklaces? Some have totems. Some have beads. They don't look good. They look like something a 5 year old or white Rasta wannabe would wear.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Ignore-amouses

AITOOW is sick of people who do not have the courage to respond to your entreaties and just ignore your missives?

Sunday, September 25, 2011

The Intransitive Property

AITOOW hates it when sports talk show dips try and rate teams by the results of competitions between similar opponents? It has no useful application. Do you think a really good team gives as much effort against a cream puff? Or that the cream puff doesn't take the game twice as seriously? That means that, if the game were close, it is only because the better team sleep walked through the game. It doesn't mean they are close in talent. And it certainly doesn't mean that the mediocre team that took the cream puff seriously is nearly as good as the good team they are about to slaughtered by if the good team takes them seriously.

Friday, September 23, 2011

PC TV

AITOOW hates that political correctness means that one less hot chick will be on every new remake?