Comical

AITOOW thinks there are two maybe three pointless/non-super Avengers? Two of which were not even good enough to get their own movie. And why can't Bruce Banner just take an anti-depressant or mood inducer so he won't get angry? I still don't get how if Thor is a God how anything can beat him.

Cowardly and Lyin'

AITOOW thinks Dwight Coward is more Bizarro than Superman? And this has nothing to do with the injury. It was bad enough he stole the nickname, but, he single handedly reversed the correlation in one season.

Twin Cheeks

AITOOW thinks the following people look related? Dolly Parton and Joan Rivers. Andre Agassi and Pauly D. Bryce Dallas Howard and Jessica Chastain. Jeff Goldblum and Jon Cryer. Jason Siegel and Armie Hammer. Chris O'Donnell and the kid from Hunger Games. Matt Damon and Amanda Peet.

It's Not Success

AITOOW wonders what the odor is like at a black strip club?

Shug Bite

AITOOW knows that the more moist a baked good is the more sugar it has in it? They also replace fat with sugar in those low fat items.

Ooh Baby Baby

AITOOW wonders why teen birth rates are really down? Is it because girls are getting pregnant before they become teens? Is it because more parents are out of work and at home? Are more of them gay? Are shows like Maury scaring them? Is it morning after pills? Are teens no longer meeting face to face (just sexting)? Are more teen boys being serviced by adults (ie teachers).

Red Handed

AITOOW wonder how long it will be before there is an article on how some small town in the third world has lost its only source of income because some ridiculous vegans (who purport to be culturally sensitive) made Starbucks stop using lady bugs to color their fraps?