Miss Piggy

AITOOW thinks girls in chunky heels look like they have hoofs?

Reaping Is Fundamental

AITOOW thinks the Fundraiser In Chief is so concerned with education (other than buying teacher's unions and keeping people for looking for non-existent jobs and making sure there are jobs for immigrants that no educated person would accept) because he wants as many opportunities as possible for the Left to brain wash future generations? Maybe it's to make sure they have so much debt that they will be constantly dependent on hand outs. Maybe so (like his wife) they can marry well and drop out of the job market.

Crime and Punishment

AITOOW wonders why murder is the worst crime one can commit in a Judeo-Christian society? If you believe in an afterlife, aren't you doing them a favor and fast tracking them to a better world? Other crimes take something from the victim that they have to live with in this life. Is the law so strict because they are worried about the killer's soul? But, I thought that a pure soul had to be self-regulating. Are they worried that a random killing will strip the victim of his last rites? Can't that happen with natural or accidental deaths? Are they worried that the victim (if sinful) is stripped of their chance to atone? But, that can also happen with natural or accidental deaths? I don't even want to go into the impotent God debate (free will). Maybe it's a crime because what it takes from the family and friends and society? But, then shouldn't it be punished like other thefts?

Eight Wasn't Enough

AITOOW thinks Ethel Kennedy's pussy is ignorant of the feel of latex?

I'll Have What She's Having

AITOOW thinks that undecideds are so clueless that they just follow the crowd? This means whomever is ahead in the polls when they vote gets their vote.

Wet Behind The Ears

AITOOW has heard people are complaining about water rates going up? I saw a expose this summer that says the real culprit might not be new regs or supply v demand. It is derivatives. Many hayseed water management officials bought derivative products from financial institutions that they didn't understand. They just wanted/needed cheap money. The rates they were charged were variable and very sensitive/leveraged. If conditions changed then the borrower would end up losing money very fast. Guess what. Conditions changed and these agencies were on the hook for millions. So just remember that the next time your rates go up. It's going to Wall St speculators not to improving infrastructure.

BTW - this is why you hear that municipalities are also going bankrupt.

I Play One On TV

AITOOW would like them to investigate the people they use in political ads to see if they are full of it?