Thumbs Up Their Ass

AITOOW wonders why music reviews are so uncritical? Compared to movie reviews, they are downright toothless. And 99% of music sucks.

Go Tail Gaters

AITOOW thinks football may be so popular because its fans are always so drunk that they can never remember the last game they watched?

The Ghetto Of Eden

AITOOW who thinks that the best proof that black people are lazy is the fact that they still wouldn't have left Africa (although every other race has) if not for force?

Sweet Sixteen

AITOOW thinks the Republicans don't have to do any of the things the analysts think they have to do to win next time around? The Democrats used up their minority wild card and they have no other brown candidate in the rotation. The blacks won't show up to the polls for a non-black. They are the predominant racists in the country at this point in time. I'm not sure I can say the same for the Hispanics, but, if you peal away the black vote and baby boomers continue to be scared by the new face of the Democrat party then the results will be different. Just don't nominate another Wall St plutocrat.

Who's The Boss

AITOOW thinks that the only people with a sense of entitlement should be the ones who pay for yours?

The Naked Truth

AITOOW thinks women aren't really modest? It is only self-consciousness that causes them to hide their bodies.

Miss Cast

AITOOW thinks the girl from Revolution (although still eminently fuckable) looks like a low rent Scarlett Johanssen and looks like she is thirty though playing sixteen? She has crows feet, laugh lines and brow tracks. She also has four ticks - nostril flare, scowl, swallow, and exhale. Almost as awful an actress as Kristen Stewart.