Five Finger Discounts

AITOOW thinks National Shoplifting Day should be held on Black Friday?

Who Nose

AITOOW wonders why people (mainly minorities) are into wearing ox hoops in their noses? Isn't the ox a beast of burden? A slave animal? Is this a protest? I thought symbols like this were hurtful and derogatory?

Auto de Fe

AITOOW starts humming "The Inquisition" from History of the World Part 2 every time they hear something about impeachment?

I've Got A Bad Case Of Mistrusting You

AITOOW wonders if doctors are purposely misdiagnosing  patient data to make them seem sicker so the insurance companies can characterize them as more risky and increase their costs? I swear my doctor is saying I'm shorter and fatter than I actually am to change my BMI designation. Plus I think she doesn't measure my blood pressure properly. And she claims I need vitamin d with no test confirmation. And these are just a few, innocuous, examples of possible manipulation. It could just be poor machinery or sloppy work, but, would you put it past them?

Teach Your Children! Well?

AITOOW thinks the increase in boorish/bad behavior isn't all the result of more interaction with minority groups? Some of it is the PC culture that doesn't allow society to confront/address bad behavior. No teaching = no learning.

Father, Son and Holy Shit

AITOOW wonders if Jesus is the father and son and holy ghost, isn't he the one that impregnated Mary? Making that incest.

The New Vic

AITOOW wonders if we have created a victim obsessed culture because victims feel the need to enter the public discourse/arena in order to empower themselves and/or protect other victims by seeking positions of influence/power? There also doesn't seem to be a distinction between survivors and victims amongst many of these people.