...Right Now Over Him

AITOOW finds it telling that the Dems now are imploring the country to "come together"? I guess that is an admission that you had kept yourselves apart from your country in the past. How very patriotic of you. Instead of leading the call for unity, how about you listen to it for once.

On a side note - it's unbelievable that the party in power is yet again setting the trap for its own demise. This un-stimulus plan will result in their losing Congress. Robot will get a second term (because we like talk and not action) but Pelosi will have to go back to haunting houses. Didn't we just spend 600 billion on roads that some said was pork we didn't need? Notice how Robot is not quite as eloquent now that he is speaking extemperaneously. Can he draw out the word "and" any further?

Aaaaand did Barney (Elmer Fudge) Frank really say last night on the Nightly Business Report that before a couple of months ago he didn't give any thought to what banks did and did not do? And I was scared when Democrats took over in '06 that the ship would be steered by woefully unqualified people from districts with the most uninformed voters.

TV=Trailered Vidiots

AITOOW can't believe there is a person alive that didn't know the digital transfer was coming? Aside from political ads these ads have been the most annoyingly prominent messages on TV for over a year.

Quick question: Can't we keep running the ads after the switch as part of Robot's stimulus boondoogle?

Tiny Smalls

AITOOW thinks Vern Troyer looks like a shrunken, white Michael Clark Duncan? And can someone teach that midget midget how to french kiss? And if he gets as many girls as they say he does, what would you do if you found out you banged a girl that he did? Not that his peashooter would leave any evidence, but how could anyone?

Mira(cle), Not!

AITOOW couldn't understand what Mira Sorvino was going for in her Last Templar performance? Was this role supposed to go to Jennifer Aniston but they couldn't get Jennifer Aniston so she told them she could be Jennifer Aniston (why do I feel like Jim Carey all of a sudden - Jen-nifera A-Anistona)? She kept trying to do that batting her eyes like an eleven year on her first date thing that Aniston relies on. And if she was trying to play the kitten, I can tell you that her caved in face wrapped around that rhinoplasticized shnosool made that challenging. A scaredy cat maybe. But, not the type that is scared of you, but the one you're scared of. I don't know why the character wouldn't be such a flirt (I obviously didn't read the book). It doesn't make sense. BTW the whole movie (the parts I saw inbetween 24 commercials) was amateuristic. That struggle on the boat was laughable. I smell a Razzie!

Ebray

AITOOW doesn't understand why clowns watch an item and then don't bid on it? You see the minimum price. It's not going down. If it was too much for you, why are you watching it?

Can someone also explain why ebay has a button for sellers to fill out when they've shipped an object, but, doesn't put that on the buyers dashboard. It's kind of an important piece of info.

Time Poorly Spent?

AITOOW wonders if writing counts as not being idle? If not then the guy who wrote "idle hands are the Devil's playthings" was doing the work of the Devil. And why would the Devil warn us against himself? And what does that say about the books of the Bible?

Workin' At The Carwash

AITOOW doesn't understand the concept of high school charity carwashes? There's got be a more lucrative way of making money than having pedophiles ogle teenage girls. Which also leads me into a rant about people who solicit charity. If you got a job with your commitment of time and donated those proceeds to your charity, you wouldn't have to leech off the rest of us. And we may give anway (doubling the effectiveness). And did you ever notice that the same people that bitch about their financial situation are the first to throw away their money on these parasites. You don't even know where the money ends up.

American Idle

AITOOW thinks this year's American Idol is dull? They've made the show a boring mess with all these manipulative vignettes about down on their luck contestants. Why don't they capitulate and just start building houses for these people? Oh, right that show already exists. Get back to what you do best - making fun of losers. Or at least let us see some of the others who made it. And incidentally, the talent this year is poor.

Is Randy a fat Sam Jackson? Why does he need the L anyway? Does it stand for loser?

Marble Fawns

AITOOW is just nauseated by the coverage Robot received yesterday? Racist blacks, self-hating whites, socio-pacifists of every order, old Europe and the self-appointed "intelligensia" (media) can't stop fawning over Curious George. He is nothing but words. He will accomplish nothing. His handlers are already spinning expectations and promises made during the campaign. And you will lionize him because he's black and wears a suit. Just that clean Negro Joe Biden was waiting for.

I have a deep dislike of the Holly-leftist (actually wind chasing) talk show hosts that refuse to take a swipe at the Robot and instead continue to pile on the man whose Texas sized cock you were blowing after 9/11. I'm just glad your shows will suffer from your fear of poking fun at the Messiah. The man was the first president to flub the oath of office. Where was the Great Moments in Presidential Speeches?

Lastly, let's talk about the free pass Michelle Obama and the rest of the blacks are getting on their sartorial acumen. Her outfits yesterday were a lufa sponge and a goose carcass. Don't forget about Eurtethra's hat. That fat chick on The View didn't know what was wrong with it. And let's put to bed the talk about Michelle being hot. She's Al Roker's wife with a bigger ass. The girl is a power forward for the WNBA.

My Tip To You

AITOOW doesn't understand why they put a tip line on receipts at some fast food/self serve restaurants? It's bad enough that you have to pay an extra 15-20% at every meal for the 20 foot walk to and from the kitchen, but I don't want even the possibility of a dirty look for not giving a tip to the guy that hands me a sandwich over a counter. Here's a tip. If you own a self serve type restaurant don't buy the accounting software for a real restaurant. You just make everyone uncomfortable. And I bet you pocket that extra cash anyhow.

Economic Stimulus Bill of Goods

AITOOW sees that Robot's stimulus package is just the spend part of his tax and spend philosophy mingled with his middle class tax cut promise? It's just growing government under the guise of stimulus. It's exactly what we just spent 8 years doing. There's nothing inventive about this. Grow debt grow.

If you're going to rip on Paulson for providing bridge loans and VC to banks as lacking in creativity or efficacy, then where's the outrage at this paint job?

Heard That Before

AITOOW thinks the chorus to Take Your Money is like Rumpshaker? All I want to do is bang bang bang and take your money v. All I want to do is zooma zoom zoom with a boom boom, rumpshaker.

90210bfuscation

AITOOW thought the new 90210 copped out when they failed to have Brenda acknowledge her original series abortion as the cause of her distress when she heard about the junkies pregnancy? Way to go with the - I can't have kids explanation. Can you not have kids because of the abortion? Nice to see that 10 years later they're less topical. Cowards.

Boyle Him In Oil

AITOOW noticed that the Americans in Slumdog Millionaire were made to look foolish for being charitable? In the movie, two American tourists are robbed and unknowingly defend the mastermind of the plot from a beating and give him money for the offense. Instead of heralding the generosity of the Colonists, this yellow toothed, bigot turns them into a joke for his antiquinarian countrymen. Here's a bulletin for you 19th century has beens. Charity is neither embarrassing nor regrettable. Maybe if you didn't rape their country, Americans wouldn't be placed in that position. Sorry, if we've created a nation so far removed from that rapraciousness that we may be out of place when we visit one. Is there a third world mess that wasn't sown by the hands of the British empire?

Pizza Faces

AITOOW who thinks Kurt Warner is really the guy who owns Papa John's?

And The Winner Is...

AITOOW thinks that the People's Choice Awards were less than surprising? Let's see. You showed up. I wonder if you will win the award?

White Trash Bowl

AITOOW couldn't find anyone in the stands of the BCS game that was doable? I mean usually a college football game has some drool inspiring honies in the stands. Even their cheerleaders were puffy and gross. What a red neck cross section of America.

White is Wrong

AITOOW received the following subtext from John Quinones' special on tolerance Wednesday night? You have to be tolerant of all other cultures when they are in America, but, white Americans do not have to be tolerated in other countries. Once again, everybody else can act like ignorant, xenophobic jack asses. Just not whites.

Hey Der Hi Der Ho Der

AITOOW thinks Bill Richardson is the love child of George Lopez and Bob from the 70's Show?