We Got a Red Dot Special on Aisle 4, Ya'll

AITOOW who finds Bobby Jindal to be the creepiest abomination on the planet? And that southern accent is the cherry.

1+1 = 1

AITOOW acknowledges that Obama is 1/2 white? He's just as much white as he is black. Why do blacks think he's theirs? I mean they can have him for all I care. But it's a little presumptuous don't you think? And spare me the one drop of blood BS. I thought we were living in a post racial world. Now if we could only live in a post Rachel (Ray) world. That would be something.

Hug It Out

AITOOW thinks Jeremy Piven is a skinnier Kevin James?

Cranky Poodle Dandies

AITOOW who wonders if the French like blacks because they look like poodles?

Negative Equity Loan

AITOOW finds it laughable tha Obambi's goal (which of course he will fail to meet) is to "slash" the deficit (not debt) in half by the END of his term? How is this not possible now that the budget is 1.3 trillion in the red. That would make it 650 billion. I think Bush's high (before 08) was 500-something and that included adding a prescription drug plan, 2 wars and tax cuts to the budget. I'm pretty certain that this excludes the one time charge of the 800 billion stimulus package (really 2009 budget part b) that off lined traditional deficit costs (good to see it's not only Wall St that learned this trick from Enron). It is almost all made up of "peace dividend II". My only concern is that the Republican's will win back Congress in two years and save him like they saved Clinton. And BTW the plan to address foreclosures is the same as Bernanke's propping up the banks with equity infusions. This time it's just going to prop up Fannie and Freddie.

And lastly. Were pundits smarter when I was young or was I just so much dumber? I used to be awed by the people on Sunday morning roundtables. Now, I shiver with anger at how unqualified they are.

The Tribe Has Spoken

AITOOW who scoffs at color blind sociologists when they watch the races exposed on such shows as Survivor? As if on cue, the ghetto girls (not sure if they are really from the ghetto just that most of their kind comprise the ghetto) shoot their mouths off and are shocked that anti-social behavior results in their ejection. Hint. It's called anti-social behavior for a reason. If you lived a normal environment, you would know that living for yourself does not make you an asset in a group dynamic. And you and your momma (because Daddy is unkown or uninvolved) do not make up a community. You would also know that even though you may be "da bomb" where you come from, you are still probably the bottom of the barrel when you compete with people from a real community (talkin' 'bout you Jugs Judy, Esq - I would love to see your LSATs). Now spare me the "they purposefully pick miscreants to fortify stereotypes" argument. Societies compete on a micro and macro level. There is no discrepency between these games and what goes on in the real world. It's just fun to shove people's noses in it.

BTW: AITOOW thinks it's unrealistic that the head bitches on campus on Gossip Girl are a Mick, a Spick and a Nig? Maybe at Dalton. Speaking of which, they are no Jews on GG. Talk about unrealistic. Have you been to Jew Nork City?

Ahhh Kelly Clarkson!

AITOOW wonders if AI's new format makes it more likely that the results could be manipulated (ala Howard Stern and Sanjaya)? I don't care. I was just wondering.

Mad Men(tal Deficients)

AITOOW listens to commercials? In that AT&T commercial in which the dad brings his daughter's monkey along on his business trip, the song they pair with it says "Sweet thing. Apple of my eye. You're the only reason I keep on coming home". Didn't the advertising agency ot Ma Bell find it strange that this song expresses the sentiment that the daughter is the only reason he comes home? If it were just the wife, he wouldn't bother. Nice message. It's not like you couldn't choose any song you wanted. And nice content awareness. Another case of negligence in the ad world. That's why they get the big bucks. Worthless industry. And the funny thing is they fancy themselves artistes. Oh, I just thought of something. He's doing his daughter AT&T and you're enabling it.

Unappetizing

AITOOW doesn't grasp the concept of appetizers that cost as much as the main course? Isn't paying a 10X mark up once a meal enough?

Kiss Me Kate - Once You've Put This Bag On

AITOOW would prefer it if Kate Winslet wasn't comfortable exposing her barrel chested body in movies? I have nightmares about those dollar sized nipples hanging from those simian like bags of sand she calls breasts. They were bad enough in that Harvey Kietel movie like ten years ago, but now they just offend. And what's up with her bad dye job. It looks like a Clairol home treatment that has grown out. It just makes her lock jaw, lady beard, face mole and volpish eyebrows stick out more. She looks like the daughter that dwarf from Lord of the Rings and a billy goat would have sired.

It's Howdy Damey Time

AITOOW thinks women who have face lifts and collagen injections look like puppets? Not cute little Sesame Street puppets. But, scary ventriloquist dummy like puppets. See Joan Rivers.

Me The People

AITOOW finds it charming that Robot keeps claiming "the people" sent him to Washington and they should listen to him. Actually only 1/3 voted and from that almost 50% didn't vote for you. So you only speak for a little over 1/6 of us. And it's nice to see my prediction of paralysis by analysis is already rearing it's ugly head. Doing the right thing too late is no better than doing the wrong thing quickly. At least by acting, the public is lulled into a false sense of security from which it can operate. Before they know the were given a bill of goods, they dig themselves out of their own hole.

Don't Phelps That Bong

AITOOW thinks it's funny that our last three presidents can run the country but not be on a box of Wheaties? I'm not saying Kellogg's is wrong. Maybe they just need to pick the president. I actually think they just wanted out of the endorsement deal. The economy sucks and his 15 minutes were up. I just thought he was goofy. Now we know he's baked like a potato.

You're Not The Boss Of Me

AITOOW doesn't understand the chain of command in Robot's White House? He's assigning people to newly created postions within his Department heads' hiearchy. So much for empowerment. How long until we have an incicdent because we don't know who reports to whom? Let the power plays begin. And since 2 of these appointments were at State, can we gleen anything about his faith in the Cackler? Why do I feel Robot is going to be the king of assigning committees to study issues.

Dim Silver

AITOOW can't stomach the fact that an imbecile like the CEO of Quicksilver is allowed to be a CEO? In his commercial, he states that in surfing a tsunami is good. This is his lame association with the question about the economic tsunami. Additionally, it sucks because even a tidal wave is a little more than most surfers can handle. He also mixes cliched metaphores. Speed of light, wolf pack. What do these have in common? Could you have less of a facility with language? And he ends it with your protypical beach boy patois. A CEO (!) explains that this allows him to "rip it up". I'd like to rip up your contract. How are you allowed to do anything but get coffee? And this is the person this idiotic investment company persued over all others to market its brand. Sad.

Magically Duplicitous

AITOOW finds Magic Johnson's analogy in his commercial of his team's making the playoffs lame? First off, how arrogant were you that you thought your World Championship team would crumble without you? They won 60 games with you the year before and 54 without you. That means you were worth 6 games. Not that vital. Second, you hold this life experience up to say that your team prospered (dispite your worries) with out you. Actually you played in 39 of those games and your team still lost in the first round of their great accomplishment (making the playoffs - in which you played). The only message I get from your comparison is that you were egomanical and those losers accomplished little (everyone makes the playoffs in the NBA). It's a lame story.

Super Sunday

AITOOW is aware that Bruce Springsteen has morphed into Tony Bennett? It's funny to see a man whose last hit was Philadephia (and thank God those Guido Irishicans' Ehgles choked) singing about Glory Days. And didn't it make you proud that our president gave a "shout out"? How presidential. I'm suprised we didn't get a "what what" or a "yeh-aahh". It was also interesting that he pandered to the troops by saying the were the best troops we've ever had. I wonder who's responsible for that? BTW The Cards played the better game.

Pot Calling the Kettle Off Black

AITOOW who finds it charming that Robot calls out Wall Street for bonuses (actually commissions accrued) while they are asking for tax payers money while as a senator he voted for pay raises while he and his cohorts similiarly squeezed US taxpayers while they mismanaged the countries finances to the tune of 10 trillion? While he may not be responsible for all 10 trillion. I believe somewhere north of 2 trillion happened on his watch. Now I'm not defending John Thain, but have some shame.