Twi-Life

AITOOW drew the same conclusions as a first time Twilight viewer? The vampire has a nose too small for this face and eyebrows too large for a wooly mammoth. He reminds me of Russ (Rachels Ross-like new boyfriend on Friends). Nice to know that every sullen character must act like Luke Perry. The "maiden in peril" has tits as flat as her acting. Can someone teach her how to breathe? She holds her breath until she is about to pass out. How two guys would be chasing after this unremarkable skank is beyond me. It does, however, explain the sad, sweaty, thirty-plus (waists and ages) wide bodies in the audience. If this band camp reject can get some maybe even they have a chance. It is possible to have a gut and six-pack at the same time (see Werewolf boys and spray on abs). The good werewolf is as buff as Marky Mark was. Which means he has a small coating of muscle around a skin and bones frame. Any light breeze could launch him out a window. The future seeing vampiress has a terrible nose job. And finally (not that it came as a surprise) never be nice to a girl because she will not reciprocate.

Thin Air

AITOOW believed the economic and climate numbers were false before evidence of their lack of efficacy was released? Consider your sources. Examine who has what to gain.

Worm Too

AITOOW thinks Ron Artest is trying a little too hard to be Dennis Rodman?

BPT

AITOOW thought it telling that Detroit held its Thanksgiving day parade the day after Thanksgiving?

Mamma-lusion

AITOOW interested in the timing of those new cancer screening guidelines? Were they put out by anti-Obamacare groups to scare people about rationing of health care? Were they put out by pro-Obamacare groups to depict health care savings?

Have A Coke And A Stare

AITOOW thought that Gordon Levitt kid looked a little crazed on SNL this Saturday? He seemed to be exhibiting alot of behaviors that I see in people when they come out of the bathroom at a club. A few cast members looked similiarly affected.

Job Fare

AITOOW thinks they heard correctly that Obumbles has the largest WH staff in history? Not that I ignore the fact that the job gets more complex each year, but, how telling is this. It is so "community organizer". When you get gifted your operating budget, there isn't much call to worry about the bottom line. Some other sucker can be cajoled or guilted into supplying more funds. Profitability is not even an objective. On the upside, he is taking a hands on approach to unemployment.

Don't you wonder when they will euphemize unemployment to "job seeking"?

Communist Nits Network

AITOOW remembers that CNN doesn't care about its domestic Nielson ratings? They want to appeal to other countries. The spike in Fox's ratings doesn't concern them at all.

Wanda Sucks

AITOOW found the Wanda Sykes Show unwatchable? It started with a ten minute defense of forced Health Insurance. Hello. Some of us aren't covered because we choose not be and don't need it. What about our needs? And how is that comedy. Oh. It was high brow. It was funny because it was so ridiculous. Then there was some stupid repartee with a black man who laughed at his own musings. They weren't original or funny. If you have to laugh to let us know it was a joke then you have failed. I had to stop watching after that.

Ding A Ling

AITOOW thinks it's funny that all you have to do to win a Woman of the Year Award is get kidnapped? John McCain must be estatic.

Confab-ulous

AITOOW can sleep easy now that we have a Jobs Summit? Wait. Do we have a Jobs Czar?

Armed and Dangerous

AITOOW loves that diversity in the Armed Forces has a greater priority than life? Gen Casey wants us to know that it's important for us not to do anything that would result in Muslims feeling uncomfortable joining the service. Like giving them a dishonourable discharge for sedetitious behavior. Why do I think this guy is going to be getting a medal for murder? Same group of jack asses that supported affirmitive action because of diversity. Diversity. Oh wondrous diversity. You are the most important attribute of all.

Hulk Crush Evert

AITOOW finds it funny that an Eastern European, lesbian, career tennis second placer who had to tranform herself into a body builder to win in the "Steroid 80's" is criticising someone who took recreational drugs that harmed his tennis game? I know. It was all herbal. Wink. Wink.

Allah Mode

AITOOW is nauseated by the double standard following hate crimes? If you are in the majority there is a universal rush to judgement to villify you. If you are in a minority, they bend over backwards looking for excuses to justify the atrocity. It's comical how the press and the Democrats are blaming the victims when a nimrod yells out Allah Akbar before mowing down innocent Americans (a pregnant lady for Allah's sake). I also love how they refer to terrorists as fundamentalists. If they are following the fundamental of a dogma and use violence to advance it, how can the dogma be non-violent. If it's fundamental it is the essence of the belief. Not a religion of peace. A religion of violence.

Bukkaki's Best Week Ever

AITOOW thinks the high commander needs a little toungue love from the first dater after this week? First a crazy brother appears. Second unemployment tops 10%. Third gay marriage and Dems fall in elections. Fourth his cash for clunkers results in people trading old pickups and SUVs for new pick ups and SUVs with 1 mpg better ratings. Fifth a Muslim shoots up an army base. Sixth the CDC gived swine flu shots to Goldman over kids. And let's not talk about North Korean nukes, Afghanistan or Iran.

It's funny that all the Democrats have to brag about is tax credits. Bizarro world.

Kam-Pai-ny Men

AITOOW defines Japanese business machinations as arrogance masking incompetence? Their genteel spirit is just their way of covering each others asses. They aren't refined. They just know they are all little boys pretending to be big boys. They have no grasp of what they should be doing.

There Are No Small Roles

AITOOW who thinks we needs fake celebrities to fill the mosaic in between the junket inspired viewings of real celebrities? There is just not enough release date pimping to satisfy all those insipid TV shows and magazines. Somebody has to be available when Pam Anderson's not hocking a new line of tramp spray. They're the glue that holds the superfluous together.

Doomed To Repeat What?

AITOOW doesn't think they can trust any history before the Vietnam War era? Watching that abortion called Amelia I realized why the past is so idealized. It's because it's manufactured. We should just throw out all history as we know it.

Fox in a Hen Hut

AITOOW wonders if Fox Corporate decided to send Fox Sports to Afghanistan this week? The timing seems to be interesting for a company that is at war with a vacillating President who can't commit to re-inforcing the troops in the region. Sending the football guys over there draws attention to the region and creates sympathy for the mission. I'm sure it's just a co-incidence.