Why Women Shouldn't Be Allowed To Vote

AITOOW still finds it comical when girls tell you they want to go slow so they won't ruin it? Newsflash. You just ruined it. Who wants to be the only schmuck who treats you with respect? You just volunteered that you don't always take it slow. How's this for a plan. Go fast with a guy you want to continue seeing and go slow with a loser.

Words Speak Louder Than Actions

AITOOW is thankful that Liberals believe it is enough to wax poetic about an issue? Although, the nauseating Health Fraud Bill may actually be turned into action (I still predict they will find a way to lose it), it seems like most of the Hope and Change will remain a bumper sticker (see Global Warming). Let's hope they don't ever change.

Secret Santa

AITOOW finds it revealing that Liberals want the government to be beneficent in their name? It seems to be easier for them to assuage their consciences by donating other peoples money or receiving it themselves. Who exactly are the kind hearted ones? Even if red staters are probably under the delusion that they are paying their way into Heaven, aren't they better people than the self-professed "tender hearts"? At least they give their own money. That's if you believe those inconvenient things called facts (ie where donations predominate).

With Great Power Comes...

AITOOW who wonders how we came to accept this maxim and how responsibility has become synonymous with bribery? We have to bribe other countries to not attack us. We have to bribe them not to pollute. It's a shake down that Jesse Jackson would admire. Remember the good old days when weaker countries used to have to pay stronger countries not to attack them. I wonder what the Roman Legions would make of modern diplomacy. I have to ask what the purpose of striving for greatness is. It seems like the meek are inheriting the Earth right under our noses.

Have You Paid The Jobs Bill?

AITOOW thinks it is sad that legislation is now synonymous with renumeration? BTW the jobs bill is all government spending and non-effectual window dressing.

Global Warming Causes Evaporation of Scientific Method

AITOOW wonders if there is any chance that magma just under the surface is the cause of the snow melting on Mt. Kilaminjaro? PBS just did a special which proved that magma is still heating up the crater.

Don't Worry It's Stimulus

AITOOW finds it predictable that our drunk on credit President is the one to green light the perpetually disputed 3 billion dollar accounting discrepency to the Indians? I'm not even going to make the obligatory racial cheap shot about blacks and finance. Nor am I going to point out that he is condemning you and I for paying with credit. No president before him viewed the evidence for payment as dispositive. Yet, he just adds it to the bill. Thank God we can pass it on to the sucker Chinese. Don't they realize that Americans see nothing wrong with abandoning their debt obligations?

Blood Suckers

AITOOW wonders why vampires are always rich? I mean it what kind of Social Security do they have? I thought you had to start out living your savings at some point. They are so old you would think they would have a tough time understanding the new economy. Maybe it's real estate money.

What Are You Getting All Excited For?

AITOOW wonders why helpful legislation like Tax Cuts and Estate Taxes are sunsetted while all other programs that take our money are given unlimited life? This is why big government parties only have to win a few elections to change the trajectory of the nation. A distinct advantage. One that makes taking back power superfluous. The other parties never undo the damage.

Social Engineering

AITOOW finds it funny when people are shocked when dissonance follows false premises? They're calling Tiger (and anyone who cheats) a Sex Addict? No. He is a human. Humans can't stay faithful. It is our natutal state. "Special interest groups" have falsely defined acceptable behavior to advance their agenda of monogamy. Now it is "natural man" who must apologize for "intelligent design". How about an apology from "special interest groups' for hypocritically villifying their own theory of "intelligent design"?

BTW. On the flip side. Anyone who says this is a private matter has a guilty conscience.

Vote For Pedro

AITOOW thought the younger bro-mo on the Amazing Race sounded just like Napoleon Dynamite? Gosh.

Here's To Our Health

AITOOW doesn't get why health care will cost the government money? If they force US to buy health insurance, why will it cost THEM anything? Is it the public option that is the cost component?

The Ger in Tiger

AITOOW wonders if black men will now accept Tiger as a homey? I know he didn't ass rape a girl like Kobe, but, he has the numbers. And all of them vanilla too. Can I get a what what?

To Allow Redistribution by Pelosi

AITOOW who doesn't understand why the Head House Maid is limiting her sights to the extra coins left in the National Ash Tray (TARP)? Why not extricate all the TARP money paid back to the Fed? We all thought it was Botox that made those eyes saucer size. It was really your tax money. Sorry. It was post-Boomer tax money. Those hippies have a tab running.

Deja View All Over Again

AITOOW wonders why movie companies display their logo and then follow it up with another credit for their company before the movie starts? I can see why you would want the big animated cartoon for your company. But, why did you tack that on to the typeface credit that you used in the old days? With all these co-financed or co-credited joint ventures it takes forever to get to the movie. And BTW it makes no difference to anybody which one of you jerks paid for the movie or strong armed some indy producer into using your distribution monopoly. I've never heard anyone say "Let's see what Universal has to offer". In a world where only luxury brands matter to a consumer, studio branding is even less important.