Reality Bites

AITOOW can't understand why people are so shocked at "real" violence? We all see a million atrocities on TV and in the movies (for example). You'd think we'd be desensitized. Do you idiots think that the stuff you see portrayed in entertainment doesn't happen in the real world. it is a reflection of the real world.

Mulva

AITOOW thinks that maybe people are reclusive/shy at parties because they can't remember anyones name and are too embarrassed to let on?

New Healthcare Fix

AITOOW thinks we can balance the cost of healthcare if we kill Dick Cheney? Everytime I turn around he's hooked up to life support (government health insurance plan too - full coverage).

How To Get Ahead In Dramatizing...

AITOOW thinks this year's Bachelorette left last year's Bachelor so she could be this year's Bachelorette? I don't watch, but, it always seems that the one with some scandal from the one series becomes the star of the next.

Thin Skin

AITOOW thinks it's funny that the Ditherer In Chief doesn't seem to need a commission or a careful study of an issue when the topic is his reputation? It seems he does have a jerky knee after all. And how funny that Betray Us is now Come Save Us.

Laissez Fair

AITOOW realizes that government watch dogs rarely do their jobs well or getting bought off? They just give us a false sense of security. Whether it's the TSA, FDA, Minerals Management, they are just collecting pay checks and not making us safer. It's just a waste of money.

Lost Comic(?) Standing

AITOOW doesn't see what, if any, talent Craig Robinson has? He can't even speak. It is unfathomable how he is employed.

Etiquette Lesson

AITOOW is sick of ungracious hosts? Those ungrateful, car jackers in South Africa are demanding that their "guests" for the World Cup (an event that they only got out of pity and political correctness) act appopriately while in their country. They should be kissing the unswept streets they walk on because their largesse is the only money that has come into that shithole since Apartheid ended. You are the host! You should accomodate your customers! They are not there on your dime. The aren't really guests. They are customers. I'm not suprised that you don't understand that basic rule of economics. You have a shit country that nobody would visit unless you could offer this event. Learn some humility. Now get rid of those ridiculous horns. It just is one more example of how the only contribution the black man can make is to that of annoyance.

You Make The Call

AITOOW can't watch sports because the officiating is bad/corrupt? Missed out call on a no hitter. Almost every possession of the NBA playoffs. Phantom foul in World Cup Soccer. It's just pathetic.

Drek, The Final Chapter

AITOOW thinks that maybe the answer to the question - "Why are movie ticket sales down this year" is that you are charging up to $20 bucks for 3D bullshit? I, personally, am not going as much because I can wait a couple of months and get it from a vending machine for a buck. Plus 3D makes it worse. Plus your movies suck. TV is better anyway. It's funny. I was watching Jeffrey Katzenberg on Charlie Rose a few weeks ago and he was saying that studios are making a smaller slate of films. It just proves what I've said all along. The hits are the after thoughts. These execs have no taste or sense. Just a bunch of coked up arrivistes. Keep shrinking the market and begging people to steal your content.

Moist Dorsals

AITOOW finds the term "undocumented workers" both misleading and presumptuous? It inferes that all the illegals are contributing to the work of the country. First off, 10 dependents and maybe one or two workers per family is a worker to dependant ratio of 10 or 20 percent. That is IF the parent is working to begin with, which is far from a given. Secondly, why is the fact the an unneeded and unwanted person has a job a counter weight for being where he doesn't belong. Are any other crimes excused because you blow leaves? Wait and see.

Les Grossman

AITOOW thinks if this caricature was anything but Jewish, we would have a hailstorm of criticism about how demeaning it is? Obnoxious, unscrupulous, hairy, fat, bald. Where's the Gonzo beak? It's black face, semetic version 2.0.

Uber Alles

AITOOW looked at the precision and coaching of the German (and even the Ozzies) soccer team and laughed at how it surpassed the helter skelter, undisciplined chaos of both the US and UK teams? I know little about footy. But, I know quality when I see it. And not just because I have mirrors.

BTW. How much better was the announcing during the German game. The US announcers added nothing and explained nothing.

Grant Me The Serenity

AITOOW finds it typical that the Obama administration thinks that Job 1 is to take control of the "message" of the BP oil spill? Not take control of the problem. Just waiting for the committee to be appointed that can tell our hollow vessel what to do. Is there any issue he is capable of addressing on his own? Good thing he wasn't unprepared for the job. Ring. Ring.

Deafening Silence

AITOOW wonders why we didn't hear a peep from the artistic community about the President's failure in stemming the oil spill on the MTV Awards or Tonys? While it was a welcome respite from their ill placed grandstanding, I can't but wonder what the tenor would have been if W or McCain was in charge. Hypocrites. Where's your credibility now?

Dost Protest Too Much

AITOOW finds it funny that people who use protests don't like it when other people protest them. IE - Tea Parties, Anti BP consumers. Take that Libs and anti Iraq war limeys.

Ain't That A Kick

AITOOW wonders how we can have 50 million beaners who do nothing but play soccer in this country and not one is good enough to make the World Cup team? Do we have to integrate leaf blowers?

Diverse Like Me

AITOOW wonders what this word means to some people? I'm looking at the Racial and Gender Report Card prepared by that bastion of higher learning UCF (that's Central Florida ... pause for laugh). They give the NBA (Nothing But Africans) an A on race and A- on gender. Let's see the ratios that lead to an A in DIVERSITY. I remind you that blacks are 19% of the population. And that is including every manner of octaroon and mulatto et al. Which of course can never be considered white by blacks. Players - 82% colored. Diverse? Professionals - 36% colored. Almost 2x the national average. 44% female. A little below national average. To get an A in DIVERSITY, your black workers need to be 4x the national average and their bosses need to be 2x the national average. And the answer to the initial question is that diversity means that white people (especially men) need to be eliminated from the equation altogether. You'll notice they are withholding the A plus until it's 100%. Remember that when the topic is used as a guilt lever to take your exisistence from you.

Trickle In Economics

AITOOW who laughs when they hear or see an ad from an insurance company asking you to report abuse? They say it will lower rates. Horseshit. It will increase their ebita. Have any of you ever received a discount on your policy. A discount that doesn't correspond to the depreciation of the asset insured. If they were sincere they would pay a bounty.

One Sided Deal

AITOOW doesn't understand how airlines can change/add terms to a contract once it has been negotiated? Aren't fees set at the time of purchase? How can they unilaterally increase fees to every customer at the same time? If the lobbyists have carved out this loophole for them, it has done so at the expense of the basis of contract law and should be challenged.

Keep It Rockin'

AITOOW hates the slang term rockin' when used as a verb? Especially middle aged moms in commercials that think they aren't rockin' mom jeans. You are bitch. Sorry. Delusional bitch.

Stop Volunteering

AITOOW doesn't understand why people would volunteer to help clean up the Gulf? Don't do it for free. Make BP pay for it. You're just helping them. And cleaning up now is like raking your yard when the first leaves fall. It's too soon. Wait until the oil has stopped gushing. You are wasting your energy and will have none in the future.

World Wildlife Fraud

AITOOW wants to applaud a certain soap company for being the first to try and profit off the oil spill in the Gulf? Shameless.

Power To The People

AITOOW thinks LeBron James is about to turn the player-owner relationship on its head? My prediction is that he re-ups with the Cavs for the max and get a clause that let's him opt out after every year if he wishes (plus a no trade clause). The Cavs are so deperate they will have to agree. From there out, he will find teams desperate enough to do the same year after year. Maybe he gets traded to a contender every trade deadline. He will change the paradigm forever. It will cause a lock out eventually. It will make them change the trade deadline (which is necessary) rules.

Giving Me Gas

AITOOW wonders why we are not boycotting BP?

You God Damn *BP*

AITOOW can't believe that "Crisis In The Gulf" reports aren't about the Middle East?