Captain My Captain

AITOOW wonders how Derek Jeter can be exhausted after a month on the DL? Maybe it was from laughing at the rube that gave him a ball worth half a mill (Yanks provided the inequitable recompense that was accepted) for nothing after he had protested during contract negotiations that 18 million a season (despite average production) was not enough remuneration to warrant a discount (or even FMV) for his new deal. What a dick. Or maybe he just realized he didn't deserve to be there in the first place.