Gross Anatomy

AITOOW wonders what nature was thinking when they made genitalia? One looks like a hairy evacuation area that is suffering from an absurd case of hemorrhoids. The other is a veiny harpoon in a turtleneck with to accompanying Ka-bangers. One emits blood and smegma. The other spits out tuna fish milk. One expands to fit a watermelon (or champagne bottle). One shrinks into a jujubee. And the wrong one of each can spread disease or death. Great work. These are the objects man lusts after?