Buster Hyman

AITOOW wonders what is required to be a biblical virgin? If the Virgin Mary (let's wink and say she was impregnated without penetration) used a tampon-like device or diddled herself inside the lips would she still be a virgin? How about the fact that her son reversed penetrated her with his whole body when he was born? That has to break a hymen. And what if one wasn't broken? What would that say? Too bad they didn't have OBGYN CSI back then. Probably would have blamed it on the mule ride.