Things I Learned At The Movies This Weekend

AITOOW thinks there needs to be another word besides "actor" for people in entertainment who just play themselves playing somebody else (ie George Clooney). What they do is not acting. It's reciting. And in his case, visible fawning over himself. AITOOW thinks Sandra Bullock looks like Snoopy. Who has ever had a longer face? Can you imagine her without the plactic surgery? Sadly. Probably better. AITOOW wonders if Chris Rock is Somalian? AITOOW wonders if the armed forces ever shoot at first sight. Seems like they always blow the first chance by being irresolute. AITOOW wonders why the crew in Captain Phillips were such whiners if what he said in the beginning of the film about there now being 50 guys for every job was true? Also, how incompetent/cowardly are the other 49 applicants if these guys made the cut? AITOOW wonders if every nurse is rapid fire bitch? Do they all treat every patient like they are two years old? Do they all ask questions they know the answer to and know you know? Do they realize they are Navy nurses because they were too dumb or too trailer park for private practice? Do they realize they are massage therapists with bandaids?