Stop In The Name of Love

AITOOW thinks "sustainable" is just code for "we are too lazy to go beyond this point"? The bare minimum. Just a bunch of slackers excusing their lack of ambition as merit/restraint/good stewardship.

Porzinga!

AITOOW wants credit for the new catch phrase for Kristaps Porzingis? It's Porzinga instead of Bazinga.

Love Thy Nabob

AITOOW finds it funny that Muslims among us expect us to "police" our "radicals" so they don't hurt them in retaliation for the acts of their radicals? Don't they always argue that they can't do likewise?

And I wonder what the gun laws are like in France. And isn't it funny that they didn't ask the UN for permission to retaliate? Shouldn't Hans Blix been called in first?

Shut The Fuck UP

AITOOW hates people who say "shut the front door"?

Toast-ed Guard

AITOOW has seen the trailer for the Coast Guard movie with Casey Affleck? Now compare those guys with the cowards in Florida that wouldn't do anything for the El Faro.

Midnight Blue

AITOOW hates the move to the left that all media has seemed to embrace? Here'a a list of of late night hosts in order of their flamingness. I won't even bother with the limp dicks on cable.

6. Carson Daly - May even be a Repub
5. Jimmy Fallon - Who can tell. He wants to be liked more than a puppy. His agenda is hidden.
4. James Cordon - Gay Brit is still in suck up phase. When will he start flashing the British superiority complex?
3. Jimmy Kimmel - Always stoned. A fat ethnic slob that only looks like a Republican. Really a wolf in sheep's clothing.
2. Seth Myers - The opposite of subtle. For a Jew denier he sure acts the part. Most egotistical personality on TV. Did I tell you I went to Northwestern? I commandeered SNL thru the a decade of mediocrity only saved by Stefan and Drunk Uncle. I'm so bad at this I had to have them recreate the news desk component and then pretend that I was re-inventing how they do late night.
1. Steven Colbert - Unwatchable. And not just because of his Orc ears. Who thought we could do worse than Dave? Anyone who knows what lurks in the halls at CBS. It's almost like he is trying too hard to erase his alter-persona.

Mi$ery

AITOOW is kind of happy that the students at Missouri are biting the hand that feeds them? Trained them is probably more accurate. Not so funny when your Franken-whiners turn on you. You let them in. You made others pay for (most of) them. You riled them up. You deserve whatever you get. Plus they are CUSTOMERS. Even if they are odious, it is about time that you realize that you run a business. This is all about dollars and cents. We have allowed you to invert the power structure for way to long. You are nothing. They are everything. Because they are spoiled brats? No. Because they have something you want. Money. Hopefully these kids and their clueless parents will take back their power from you spoiled, entitled, bullying, sanctimonious, egotistical resort managers.

Hi School

AITOOW wonders why they don't call it bye-atus instead of hi-atus?

Around The Corn

AITOOW doesn't eat the vegetables they give you in a TV dinner?