Friday, November 13, 2015

Midnight Blue

AITOOW hates the move to the left that all media has seemed to embrace? Here'a a list of of late night hosts in order of their flamingness. I won't even bother with the limp dicks on cable.

6. Carson Daly - May even be a Repub
5. Jimmy Fallon - Who can tell. He wants to be liked more than a puppy. His agenda is hidden.
4. James Cordon - Gay Brit is still in suck up phase. When will he start flashing the British superiority complex?
3. Jimmy Kimmel - Always stoned. A fat ethnic slob that only looks like a Republican. Really a wolf in sheep's clothing.
2. Seth Myers - The opposite of subtle. For a Jew denier he sure acts the part. Most egotistical personality on TV. Did I tell you I went to Northwestern? I commandeered SNL thru the a decade of mediocrity only saved by Stefan and Drunk Uncle. I'm so bad at this I had to have them recreate the news desk component and then pretend that I was re-inventing how they do late night.
1. Steven Colbert - Unwatchable. And not just because of his Orc ears. Who thought we could do worse than Dave? Anyone who knows what lurks in the halls at CBS. It's almost like he is trying too hard to erase his alter-persona.

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