You Too, Me Too

AITOOW wonders if I'm being sexually harassed by waitresses? They are always leaving suggestive symbols on my bill. Little hearts and smiles. It really frightens me. What if they take me then and there? If they can't control their passion enough to not try and send me unasked for, suggestive, micro-assaults, how can I be sure I'm not in danger of being violated? In all seriousness, I wonder if waiters do the the same thing to female customers? And if they did, how long it would be before the above actually transpired. Double your standards with Double Mint dumb.