Suff-rage

AITOOW doesn't find it telling that the Mole Man says he wants equal pay so HIS daughters receive the same pay as Your sons? Self interest much? Would he be interested in this issue if it didn't benefit his own or garner him votes? Way to get out there on a limb. It's so unlike you to move against your self interest. It's also typical liberal "equal results" not "equal opportunity" dogma. Incidently, how do you accomplish this? Women are paid less because they persue lower paying careers, interrupt their careers in the peak earnings period, and have less of a skill set. But, I guess when we are all being paid by the State then those things won't matter.

Open Door Policy

AITOOW found it telling that the Black Dove answered as such - " I am inclined to believe..." when asked about the Fannie Mae bail out. It's not what he said it's how he said it. Lawyers are so particular it's funny. Especially when their career path is through public office. Will there be a press conference when inclination to believe turns into belief? I also found it interesting that he never penned a brief or article as head of the Harvard (I transfered in from Occidental) Law Review. You would think they would demand his preternatural cognition. Maybe he had inclined to, but never got around to it. He also, supposedly, never put his race in the application. Hmm, is it because Barrack Hussein Obama leaves no doubt or was he still inclining when the due date arrived? He has written almost nothing since. Inclining though. And he lost his first election campaign to his female mentor (who he tried to undercut). Maybe he should have inclined. Is the question this time around - Did you incline? Instead of did you inhale? We know he did number 2. Eew a pun. As DDL said in There Will Be Blood, "I look around at people and I see nothing worth liking". Applies to incliners too.

Face Men

AITOOW saw a marked shift in the hotness meter at the GOP convention? Were all those erection inducing hotties using their parents ticket on Wednesday? Was daddy using the tickets last night? Or did NBC (I was watching them because Campbell Brown is such a tiger on MSNBC- insert laugh track) try and show every doofus to counteract the sartorial dicohtomy between the two parties? GOP must stand for God 'Orn Pretty.

Idea Men

AITOOW who laughs when Hairplug and Curious George deride the Republicans for having no new ideas? Your "ideas" all cost money. Try coming up with some that don't. I have a new idea. I want an Astin-Martin. Oh, that's right it costs more than I can afford. But, good on me for being an idea man. Everyone else is so stupid. They need more of my good ideas.

Juneau

AITOOW thinks the media is doing just a bit more investigative journalism on Palin than they did on Barry? I wonder why that would be? I guess the pants suit lardass with the mullet was right - the real back of the bussers have a XX.

I Tell You What

AITOOW thinks Palin looks like Peggy Hill? Or Tina Fey.

Temperance

AITOOW gets satisfaction when they properly devour an item of food so that they are left with the perfect bite? It may be a plump, crusty piece of burger oozing with cheese or a piece of pizza overflowing with toppings. Properly identifying the perfect bite as the other less perfect pieces are eliminated is an art form. Save the best for last.