Buellar?

AITOOW thinks Matthew Broderick should buy the house Cam lived in in Ferris Buellar's Day Off?

Dawdler In Chief

AITOOW wonders if O-bro-ma will be labeled with this moniker if he continues to play out the clock on all issues? For example - Now I know it's a risk, but, he could afford himself a Reagan-esque "Mr. Gorbachev. Tear down this wall" moment if he comes up with a pithy appeal to the Ayotallah Khomeni a la "Mr. Ali. Give the people their vote". It's probably wiser to assume that any instigation will poison the well with the current (and probably future) administration, but it could pay off big. I think I would take that gamble. If only to show he's not subject to paralysis by analysis.

San-gay-a

AITOOW is nauseated by Sanjaya's nipples? Can you imagine what his mom is packing? I also love that Holly has learned that "he's just not that into you". But, buck up. It's not you. It's him. He's obviously gay.

Recidi-vision

AITOOW thinks that if you forgive a crime/sin you are (at a minimum) doubling the bad acts in the world?

Sep At Birth

AITOOW thinks Sidney Crosby looks like Andy Samberg?

I'm On To You. Get Me Out Of Here.

AITOOW thinks Heidi (nose job, breast implants - so is she really herself anymore?) Montag left her wilderness show and was forced back by her lawyers? I can hear the bickering now.
"Get back or we'll sue".
"Go back or you'll get sued".
"But Playboy is going to take away the mill if I have bug bites on my fake tits".
"Offer them your sister and then feign an illness".
"Ok, we're all media whores anyway".
"How about they go back for one day and then we give you Holly in trade"?
"Deal".

Tehran-y

AITOOW finds it telling that American journalists are using a few clips of unrest in Tehran as unequivical proof that Im A Nut Job stole the election. Not only does this evidence conform to their desires it is additonally circumspect because it is only from one locale. Tehran may be the SF of Iran. I don't know. But, it's comforting to know that they pull the same crap overseas as they do here. Slothy effort and biased reporting is no recipe for respect. It's like when they report a couple of hundred war protesters in Jew Nork as what Americans think of the war. It's just sad. They're also wondering why results were announced before all the votes were counted. You assholes predict a winner with less than 10% of polls reported. Now I don't want the bearded lady to remain in power, but let's show our work before we give an answer. I'm really not sure you put much more effort than I do. And I put in next to none.