Smoking a (Super) Bowl

AITOOW realizes that the two teams in the Super Bowl are from the skunk weed states in America? We have Colorado and Washington represented. New York is going to be awash in sticky icky. They are worried about the cold? No one in the audience will feel it. It's going to be the highest grossing day in concessions history. I bet half the stadium is empty because the fans won't remember to show up. Is it Super Bowl CCCCXX?

Playing The Player

AITOOW wonders why football teams don't hire people who can read people's expressions to teach the players (especially defensive players) to read their opponents? You could tell by indications of anxiety, calm, attentiveness, etc whether the play has been called for them (especially running backs).

Trans(fats)lator

AITOOW thinks one of the reasons Americans are so unhealthy is the metric system? They put all these measurements on the label (probably to purposely confuse us) in weights and measures that we don't use. How much is a milligram? Why is it not even in grams? Isn't it bad enough they use recipes that are in spoons? It's a conspiracy to keep us uninformed or to force us to learn metrics. I don't which is more pernicious.

Winging It

AITOOW wonders if McDonald's new McNugget blow out pricing is related to their failed Wing experiment? It was a flop and left them with millions of pounds of wings. I wonder if they are using them for McNuggets? The wings weren't terrible. Just mispriced.

I Got No (Self) Respect

AITOOW wonders which is the more pathetic getting dumped jingle - Selena Gomez's Come and Get It or Mylie Cyrus' Wrecking Ball? In one we see the Latin door mat mentality that basically boils love down to "I expect to get screwed over and I'm ok with that" and the other reveals an Anglo brat mentality that says "It was all my fault and now I'm going to throw a self descrutive tantrum until you are guilted into coming back". Who is the bigger loser? It's a hard one.

I Told You This Place Was Segregated

AITOOW doesn't want religion to be a disqualifier for entering Heaven? I want those people to know that they were assholes and that is the reason why they are roasting.

The Great Extender

AITOOW wonders if "professor" Obama was as lenient on his students as he is with politicos? Karzai is the latest to get an extension. I guess it doesn't matter because some idiot penciled it into luau time anyway.