Back To The Future

AITOOW becomes infuriated when he hears a "civilized" cretin extol the virtue of some method of production in a third world backwater? You act like they would still be doing it that way if they had an alternative. Either they have no idea a better way exists or they can't figure out how to copy it or they can't afford it (or they are too stupid to accept it is better). So their ignorance and inefficiency just adds to my anger at the encounter. They aren't ecologically conscious. Only a bored, spoiled beneficiary of constituent, evolved brain power would even have the time to romanticize such inconsequential and quixotic fancies such as pesticide free farming and hand crafts. You aren't looking at the next step in the chain of evolution. You are looking at a shaved ape playing checkers with the world. Mud is not superior to cement. Letting nature ravage your crops is not superior to a multitude of solutions. And lastly, what (except coddled hubris) makes these pampered couch surfers think they are even qualified to have an opinion on these matters? They aren't experts in these fields. They are just some twits that shop at Whole Foods and order artisinal crap off the Net while watching Netflix on their Apple TV as their Tesla recharges amid the dulcimer tones coming off the vinyl on their record player. Are you PRO-gressive or RE-gressive?

Deal Me Out

AITOOW is suspicious of people trying to sell me commodities? If it is such a wise investment, why are you unloading? You have history with it. You must have learned something about it. I don't see you want to give it to me unless it is a falling knife. If you are such a great friend/adviser, let me in on the next thing you are going to buy once you have my money.

More Sounds Familiar

AITOOW thinks that that new song that states "this is my fight song" sounds alot like Already Gone by Kelly Clarkson? And a new Hillary Duff song (probably not popular and I didn't catch the name) sounds like that song that goes "you make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world. the only girl blah blah blah". It's just getting ridiculous. Either we've run out of rhythms and words or memory. Or the idiots that write this slop don't care about plagiarism and the idiots that sing and finance them don't evaluate them. It seems like a rampant epidemic. *See earlier post about Taylor Swift's "lifting". I think I called it Sounds Familiar. I hope Kelly sues Ford Motors too. They use that stupid fight song in a commercial. And how original. A girl power anthem. Never done before. when is your sex ever going to get beyond the need for a pep talk? For the superior sex, you sure need alot of validation.

Another Beastly Co-host

AITOOW thinks that big bitch, sometime co-host on the View (less) looks like the guy who played Drew Carey's transvestite brother? Question - who looks more like a tranny - she or Wendy Williams? Also, is the ten dollar bill technically transitioning?

Trumpet of the Don

AITOOW doesn't understand why the left leaning news hegemony is piling on Donald Trump? They tell everyone that what he is saying is what the right believes. Why is it so surprising? Do they secretly believe that the right shares the same values and they are just tricking the audience into thinking otherwise? Are they just pretending to be outraged at him so they can take swipes at the right as an institution?

Gumming On Empty

AITOOW wonders how women have enough energy to talk non-stop if they are so overworked?

White Flight

AITOOW wonders, if there is global warming, is it because God wants to give white people a place to go now that colored people have taken over their land?