Monday, March 31, 2008

Corporate Frauds

AITOOW is incensed when they ask you to donate to a charity. They are the owns more able to contribute. You just know they take our money then take the credit and the tax deduction and trick you into thinking that they are upright members of the community who deserve our support. And if they match the gift, I'll lay 2 to 1 that it's from the employees of the not the corp. I just saw a Walmart add in which they say they'll "invest" in wind energy if you do XYZ. Yeah "invest". As in create a profit center for their own bottom line. Yet, it's more likely a privately owned corporation of a Walton family member. Suckers.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Working Class Stiffs

AITOOW is a little offended by the term "working class". It implies that only a small segment (of low wage earners) work. I believe I work for my living. How about you? Can you imagagine how they would characterize housework if this is a glimpse into their subconscious.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Economy

AITOOW didn't get the message that we had a good economy to begin with? When did it turn around exactly? Because the media and the Democrats (sorry for the redundancy) never let on that it had.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Prerfect Politicians

AITOOW would like a politician to (just once) admit they made a mistake. They moan about the impossible standards they are held to yet try and make us believe they are up to them. Which is it? Are you perfect? In which case the standards are reasonable and your moaning is unreasonable (which incidently makes you imperfect). Or are you imperfect and the moaning is reasonable. Robot Obama today on The View exemplified this obstinancy. He preached unity while still supporting his Reverend Wrong. Just say he was wrong and you were wrong in judging his character and will ask him to change or you will avoid his counsel. Unfortunately, we know it's not the balance of your work that is judged but your lowest point - (like what Barbara Wawa found to be similiar with Don Imus' speech on those nappy headed ho's).

Look Clinton is the Queen of Justification and Bush is the King. I'm not singling out any one pol. I'm just saying that in a country where mea culpa is a national pastime, it would seem that it would be a politically expedient tact to employ. I know they are trying to avoid the sound bite that is put on a TV ad. But, it's already out there in substance if not form. Why not try and repair some of the overall damage to the candidate by trading in for some good will in the credibility and honesty departments. Listening to Robot side step the issue I couldn't help losing respect for him in those categories and I wouldn't have raised my opinion of him on the issue in question. It was a triple loss. With a possiblle check mark for loyalty. Still a cumulative negative 2. And is loyalty something the electorate pines for after GWB?

*BTW - I spelled prerfect that way on purpose.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Samantha Harris

AITOOW has noticed how self conscious of her chest she is now again. When she hard those breast milk laden feed bags she was thrusting her chest and wearing low cut gowns. Now that she has her fried eggs back she is visibly less confident. Vanity really is great when unrealized. No Dancing with the Jugs for her husband.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Highlites

AITOOW doesn't understand why these women with black and dark brown hair are putting blond highlites in their hair. Here's a newflash Hoda Kotbi (and almost every morning host on NBC. Btw do they have a hard on for big chined ladies. It doesn't seem to hurt if you are black haired, flat assed, baby chested and Irish) - you're not Nordic (then again I'm not sure what you are). It makes you look as ridiculous as guys with doll hair implants. They don't blend in with the rest of your hair and they certainly don't look natural. You have black hair. It's kind of sexy. Stop subliminaly telling us you wish you were white and light.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Rhona Mitra

AITOOW wonders if Rhona Mitra (now playing in the horrendously awful Doomsday and most famous for her nude scene in Hollowman in which her fake tits did the acting) and Kate Beckinsale have the same plastic surgeon. I wonder how trollish they were before. Now they are just Frankenstien's when caught in the wrong light. It's sad to see how her nose job, face tuck and chin implant are causing the lines around her mouth to crease into gargantuan channels. Her boobs implants are also sitting like little rocks in her now deflated yet simultaneously gelataneous chest. One thing still is youthful - her acne. I wonder if it is caused by some hormone supplement or crystal meth? That could explain her slim physique. The Pricilla Pressely Club is now open. Oddly they both look kind of like Minnie Driver who: is notoriously uncomfortable with her looks, is not considered hot, was lampooned on Family Guy and has not had any plastic surgery that I'm aware of. Live by the scalpel. Die by the scalpel.