...Right Now Over Him

AITOOW finds it telling that the Dems now are imploring the country to "come together"? I guess that is an admission that you had kept yourselves apart from your country in the past. How very patriotic of you. Instead of leading the call for unity, how about you listen to it for once.

On a side note - it's unbelievable that the party in power is yet again setting the trap for its own demise. This un-stimulus plan will result in their losing Congress. Robot will get a second term (because we like talk and not action) but Pelosi will have to go back to haunting houses. Didn't we just spend 600 billion on roads that some said was pork we didn't need? Notice how Robot is not quite as eloquent now that he is speaking extemperaneously. Can he draw out the word "and" any further?

Aaaaand did Barney (Elmer Fudge) Frank really say last night on the Nightly Business Report that before a couple of months ago he didn't give any thought to what banks did and did not do? And I was scared when Democrats took over in '06 that the ship would be steered by woefully unqualified people from districts with the most uninformed voters.

TV=Trailered Vidiots

AITOOW can't believe there is a person alive that didn't know the digital transfer was coming? Aside from political ads these ads have been the most annoyingly prominent messages on TV for over a year.

Quick question: Can't we keep running the ads after the switch as part of Robot's stimulus boondoogle?

Tiny Smalls

AITOOW thinks Vern Troyer looks like a shrunken, white Michael Clark Duncan? And can someone teach that midget midget how to french kiss? And if he gets as many girls as they say he does, what would you do if you found out you banged a girl that he did? Not that his peashooter would leave any evidence, but how could anyone?

Mira(cle), Not!

AITOOW couldn't understand what Mira Sorvino was going for in her Last Templar performance? Was this role supposed to go to Jennifer Aniston but they couldn't get Jennifer Aniston so she told them she could be Jennifer Aniston (why do I feel like Jim Carey all of a sudden - Jen-nifera A-Anistona)? She kept trying to do that batting her eyes like an eleven year on her first date thing that Aniston relies on. And if she was trying to play the kitten, I can tell you that her caved in face wrapped around that rhinoplasticized shnosool made that challenging. A scaredy cat maybe. But, not the type that is scared of you, but the one you're scared of. I don't know why the character wouldn't be such a flirt (I obviously didn't read the book). It doesn't make sense. BTW the whole movie (the parts I saw inbetween 24 commercials) was amateuristic. That struggle on the boat was laughable. I smell a Razzie!

Ebray

AITOOW doesn't understand why clowns watch an item and then don't bid on it? You see the minimum price. It's not going down. If it was too much for you, why are you watching it?

Can someone also explain why ebay has a button for sellers to fill out when they've shipped an object, but, doesn't put that on the buyers dashboard. It's kind of an important piece of info.

Time Poorly Spent?

AITOOW wonders if writing counts as not being idle? If not then the guy who wrote "idle hands are the Devil's playthings" was doing the work of the Devil. And why would the Devil warn us against himself? And what does that say about the books of the Bible?

Workin' At The Carwash

AITOOW doesn't understand the concept of high school charity carwashes? There's got be a more lucrative way of making money than having pedophiles ogle teenage girls. Which also leads me into a rant about people who solicit charity. If you got a job with your commitment of time and donated those proceeds to your charity, you wouldn't have to leech off the rest of us. And we may give anway (doubling the effectiveness). And did you ever notice that the same people that bitch about their financial situation are the first to throw away their money on these parasites. You don't even know where the money ends up.