Making A Stink About It

AITOOW is worried about the unintended consquences of all these city bike share programs? Offensive body odor to start with.

To Forgive Is Definite

AITTOW thinks we have a huge disconnect when we speak of forgiveness? Even if it is sincere, I think the forgiver only forgives in part while the forgivee believes they have been exonerated completely. The forgivee needs to know that they are probably getting the bare minimum of civility that the forgiver can extend to them. They need to know that they are not in a much different position than where they started. This isn't absolution. The slate isn't clean.

Gonzo Journalism

AITOOW wonders if Jennifer Aniston thought she looked too much like Barbara Striesand before the shnoze job? Is that the real reason Brad Pitt upgraded? He didn't want that beak infecting his Arayan gene pool. I'm overlooking the absence of natural breast tissue and puffy face filler. That usually isn't a big concern for men looking for traits that will be handed down to their offspring or came later. I still don't get why people thought she was so mistreated. She seems like the bigger bitch of the two. She seems like the sort of person whose insecurity manifests itself as irritability. Jolie is off her rocker, but, at least she isn't morose or enhanced (yet). I guess most women gravitate towards the "victim" because they desire the attention she gets. Being superficially enhanced and cranky just makes her all the more relatable.

Queen Barry

AITOOW wonders if our royal highness (there's also a weed joke in there) is using NSA surveillance to save the postal service (and its union)? What better way of getting people to revert to snail mail than to monitor all other types of communication?

I also love what his latest appointments reveal about his meglomania. He's surrounding himself with "yes men" because he knows everything about everything. He just needs some wall paper to give the illusion of consensus. And diversity. This from the guy who never met a committee he didn't like.

Dar-Winner Takes It All

AITOOW thinks you can't believe in evolution and equality?

Snow Job

AITOOW believes an artisan is an euphemism for inefficient manufacturer?

Prints of Tiles

AITOOW thinks that Impressionists weren't influenced by their poor eye sight as much as by micro mosaics? The brush strokes resemble the tiles that artists before them employed for eons.