Gonzo Journalism

AITOOW wonders if Jennifer Aniston thought she looked too much like Barbara Striesand before the shnoze job? Is that the real reason Brad Pitt upgraded? He didn't want that beak infecting his Arayan gene pool. I'm overlooking the absence of natural breast tissue and puffy face filler. That usually isn't a big concern for men looking for traits that will be handed down to their offspring or came later. I still don't get why people thought she was so mistreated. She seems like the bigger bitch of the two. She seems like the sort of person whose insecurity manifests itself as irritability. Jolie is off her rocker, but, at least she isn't morose or enhanced (yet). I guess most women gravitate towards the "victim" because they desire the attention she gets. Being superficially enhanced and cranky just makes her all the more relatable.