Gobble Gobble

AITOOW thinks Hillary clinton looks like a preening turkey in her pants suit? She just needs some feathers sticking out of that enormous caboose.

Uncivil Union

AITOOW read that the UAW cancelled a Toys for Tots drive because GM wouldn't pay them overtime to hold it? And you wonder why no one gives a damn about you.

XX Warning

AITOOW believes that women are total despots when they become wives and mothers?

The Real Leaders of Wall Street

AITOOW finds it funny that all of the analysts at investment banks are saying that you/they should wait until there is momentum in the market before you/they should buy in? What they are really saying is that they are such cheicken shits that they have to wait for others to provide leadership. That leadership will have to come from hedge funds who will then be derided for making the most money out of this collapse.

Object-ionabl-ivity

AITOOW saw that negative media coverage of Juan was at 58% and only 27% for the Robot? While the spread is probably more like 100 to 0 if you eliminate talk radio and Fox, it still tells you something about credibility and objectivity in journalism. Not that it's been a secret for years.

Hearsay Heresy

AITOOW has heard the Robot commercial that says Florida was only lost by 500 votes in 2000? When did the libs concede that this was the truth?

ACORNucopia

AITOOW knows why Democrats are leading in early voting? They don't have jobs to keep them from the polls. Or know how to/can afford to mail an absentee form.

Pants on Fire

AITOOW doesn't understand how Robot ties our federal borrwing from China to oil payments from individuals to Arabia? He says we borrow 700 billion from China to give to oil producing countries. We don't. There is no correlation.

Wherever He May Go...

AITOOW chuckles at the thought that other countries thought that they were decoupled from the US Stock markets. Not only are they not, those little bitches still act like sheep following their shepard. They are totally unable to take a leadership position. Any movement up or down is just a reaction to what we do. So much for an end of US domination on financial matters. It's still our century.

Torre Smelling

AITOOW is not on the Joe Torre bandwagon? For years he was had the highest paid, highest talent teams and it still took miracles like Jim Leyritz' ding dong, the miscall on Jeter's flip to get Giambi, Aaron Boone's dinger, Brosius' dinger, etc to get his team to the finish line. His team had the fifteenth best record this year despite a huge payroll. The Marlins won more! He's about to lose again. Can we give him the scrutiny he deserves. You'd think he was Robot Obambi.

Mean Streets

AITOOW wants liberals to shut up about how the campaign is turning ugly? All because some people voice that they don't want Robot to be the HNIC? I think they've been unbelievably cordial. Do you remember the things you've said about W? This from Code Pink-o (disrupters of congressional hearings and opposition conventions), Move On.organ (General Betray Us), peace marchers/flag burners, the protesters this weekend in Philadelphia (Boston without the brains) and the thousands of classless, self-sensitive hypocrites who regularly bully and shame their way through the world. I guess it makes sense. If you don't have a mirror (as evinced by your physical appearance) you can't look in it. If you can't look at yourself, you can't judge yourself. Maybe mirrors are the next to go after they eliminate all competing revolutionaries?

Where's Your Messiah Now?

AITOOW wants the Clinton nostalgia to stop? He balanced the budget. He enjoyed a peace dividend that incidentally created Bin Laden and required the current deficits to remedy. He lead a decade of prosperity. He rode a wave of ingenuity and efficiency enabled by Silicon Valley and sown by Bush 1. He also left us in a downturn/recession that caused Bush to cut taxes to stimulate the economy and resulted in more deficts. He made America popular overseas. He was out smarted by Kim Jung Il. He sold satelitte spy technolgy to the Chinese. He fought a war with no-national implications in Serbia. He allowed Sadam Hussein to ignore international sanctions when people associated with administration weren't making money helping him black market oil.

And let's not forget his pro-nafta position, his betrayal of his own party (welfare), his failure to do anything on health care, his failure to address entitlements, the murder of Vince Foster, all the scandals he brought with him from Arkansas, the renting of the Lincoln bedroom, and of course the cigar in the big, wet pussy.

Chasing Butterflies (Effects)

AITOOW who wonders what if? What if Robot picks Shillary? The Republicans get charged up. Juan doesn't need to pick a woman or a Conservative and picks Romney who gives him Michigan and the high ground on the economy. Then again he may have picked Yoda and screwed it all to hell.

Heh Heh Snort

AITOOW thinks Juan McCain sounds like Little Nicky, my friends?

Eye of the D-holder

AITOOW doesn't understand how the talking heads can say that Robot won his debate by not seeming unpresidential (making a gaffe) after they said Peggy Hill hadn't won her debate by simply not making any mistakes. Oh, that's right. They're partisans.

Not Plugged In

AITOOW thought Joe Biden looked tired at times in the debate? Especially early on. I'm surprised nobody is mentioning it.

F for Effort

AITOOW doesn't think its wise for networks to have politicos grading a debate? The way they see things is not how many see things (or we would be bowing at the altar of Karl Marx). They care way too much about substance. And more importantly Marxist substance. The average voter is too disengaged to be influenced by that. If they want to know who won the debate, bring in a cross section of voters. But, maybe they don't want to know. Maybe they want to crown the "right" candidate?

BTW. Peggy Hill should have mentioned that leaders beholden to a pacifict movement don't have the flexibility to fake force in diplomatic discussions. She should have also said "do you want a fish or a fishing pole". Unfortunately, most Americans have grown so lazy and dependent they probably have no reservations about taking the fish.

I Keep Having a Dream

AITOOW has seen Spite Lee's latest train wreck? God I hope so. It's beyond torture to have to sit in his imaginary world where black people have the upper hand and are no less despotic than the supposed white devils that he derides. Is he so practically impotent (because of physically diminutive frame and racial obscurity) that he has to conceive these alternate universes? I hope he realizes it is only in his movies that his "heros" get the girl, beat the villian, etc. Was he raised on Shaft? And how obsessed is he with white women and white women's breasts particularly. Talk about a test subject. Talk about gratuity. Beyond all the racially wish fulfillment, his stories are boring, historically inaccurate and poorly edited (are they edited?). He doesn't resolve plot points realistically. His scripts are full of misplaced and pedantic monologues. He forces imagery. He gets little out of his actors. His characters are charicatures. His characters have no dimension (it's like a mid-evil morality play). He shoe horns in girls he wants to bang or cronies into roles. He spells out the obvious and ignores the confusing. The whole mess smacks of poor pre-planning. It appears that he only cares about 5 things: making whitey look like an ass, having a white woman give herself over to a black man, espousing some ridiculous barber shop wisdom, showing some tits and inserting his father's second rate instrumentals into the sound track.

The only miracle is how he gets financed. Maybe he needs to go one step further and get Felini oe Bergman-esque on his sophmoric, moronic day dreams. It could be interesting to see an altered reality on screen. A real bizarro world. A modern day Planet of the Apes. His present rewriting of history just does a dis-service.