Health Care 101 - Don't Drive with Ted Kennedy

AITOOW can't wait to see how they use swine flu to sell Health Care this Fall?

Gambling in Casablanca

AITOOW is not shocked that August was the deadliest month in Afghanistan? They're finally engaging the enemy. That sort of thing happens when you actually discharge your weapon.

Facts Get In My Eyes

AITOOW thinks Ahma-dinner jacket should ask the Nazi's if there was actually a holocaust? Seems like those blueprints for Auchwitz would be some good evidence that he's wrong. Is it plausible they would be lying about a thing like genocide?

Swiss Cheese

AITOOW can't wait to see how many unmarked swiss bank accounts belong to limousine liberals?

Same Shit, Different Shitter

AITOOW sees the hypocrisy from the left now that their guy is in the half-White House? Now vacations are de rigeur. Now obstruction for obstruction's sake is reprehensible. Now it's ok to use the war as a diversion from the real issues.

Pubic Option

AITOOW thinks the story is not Michelle Obama's shorts but her scarecrow hair? That fro looked worse than Al Roker's wife's usual hay stalks. Buck Wheat evinced disgust. We need end of life counseling for her roots.

No Favre League

AITOOW wishes they would shut up about Brett Favre? If it's not about his sixth toe I don't want to hear it. He's a has been. He was irratic at his best. Who the hell cares about him except some drunks in Wizzconsin?

Vaper Rub

AITOOW has no opinion on the Michael Vick Signing? He won't play a down so it doesn't matter.

Start the Presses

AITOOW doesn't see what all the fuss is about concerning our debt to China? It's only 800 billion. That's a stimulus plan. That's one year of health care. It's Obambi's deficit per year for 10 years. It's 8 Fannie and Freddie's. It's 4 AIG's. Just have Bernanke print up the amount owing and cut them a check. I know it will cause inflation and increase our debt and lower our credit rating and deflate our currency. But, isn't that the argument people use to criticize our debt to them already. At least this way we can apply pressure on them politically. And we won't be paying interest on the debt. Plus it will make foreign products more expensive. It will make gas (for the Greenies) more expensive. I mean it's obvious we are not averse to printing money to pay for some of our expenses. Let's go whole hog.

So You Think You Can Handicap

AITOOW thinks a blond girl can never win this show? My thesis is that dark hair is a dominant gene. So most fans have dark hair. So blond anyones are out because people aren't voting for the best dancer but the one that looks the most like them. Since black and white men don't vote, it's all up to the girls. And they vote for themselves and the guy they want to bang until the last show and then they vote for themselves.

Hollywood Ending

AITOOW not as eager to see Julia and Julia now that I know that the little porker with the blog cheated on her spouse after he put up with her nervous breakdown?

You Got Punked

AITOOW thinks Aston Kutcher is the biggest egotist on the planet (in addition to being the worst actor). Some samples of his self possesion - on Conan he talked about his dreams of being Obama's right hand man. Narcissism! He also talked about his Twitter fetish. The most narcissistic tool on the planet (other than Asston). Please update us oh great one on when you take a crap. Or maybe on your mother's (err wife's) latest tummy tuck. Did you ever notice that every project you've been in since they gave the role as "dork" on the 70's show has been produced by you? I'm sure it's because you wanted artistic control.

(Hogs and) Warts and All

AITOOW thanks god that they didn't go to school at Hogwarts. This must be the sorriest collection of faces ever assembled. Everyone is a toad (except Hermione and anyone she's fucking). Kudos to the director for getting Radcliff not to extend his jaw like an E fiend and wheeze like Floyd the Barber. Have you ever seen this dwarf on a talk show. He's either naturally creepy or on some hard core stimulant.

Blind Ambition

AITOOW found it hysterical that the girls were the most superficial on that show Dating in the Dark. All they cared about was looks. Even when they liked the guy before they saw him. It just shows you that they can't even be honest with themselves and should never be listened to.

Fiscal Discipline

AITOOW finds it predictable that higher priced cities like Chicago are preferred government symposium destinations over Vegas and Orlando according to the Bambi administration. I believe the average hotel rate in the Second Ciry are $99 (not that they won't stay at the Ritz). Orlando and Vegas average $87. Half million dollar "date nights" are exempt from the travel restrictions.

Gates-gate

AITOOW thinks the "teaching moment" in this case was for smug, black intellectuals? It seems in our post-racial (yes that was the price you paid to have whites elect your candidate) world the only ones still caught up in the Sixties are the blacks. Love to see that the race card is no longer wild.