I Want To See For Myself

AITOOW is tired of people having to learn things for themselves? Maybe The Occidental President could put down a tome on Lincoln and read up on how to deal with Iran (and any other rival) from men whom have already got their number. They are liars. They are opportunistic. They think diplomacy is for the weak. They are like all other nations and people throughout history. They are using events to manoeuver for the best deal. Didn't your time in the Senate prepare you for this reality. How many times do idiots like you have relearn the lessons that others have already suffered through. You're like the child who needs to touch the oven before he learns to stay away from it. While you're wasting time learning for yourself, they're getting the bomb. You realize you only have four years? We and you don't have time for you to "learn" at this pace.

Simple as A B C

AITOOW gets frustrated when interviewers draw the wrong conclusions in their interviews? Last night Meredith Viera did this many times. This is what I now know about Michael Jackson. He spent lavishly because he had a poor mans chip on his shoulder. He was a materialist. He was vain. He was contradictory. He had a messiah complex because he was adored. He liked kids because they aren't as threatening as adults. He probably let his "love" spill over because he had a grown mans sexual appetite that was never satisfied in a normal way. He was stuck in suspended adolesence because he didn't have a typical childhood. He was shy. He was super sensitive. I don't think he was a homo. The Greeks used to sleep with little boys too. They considered them akin to girls. He needed to be loved and accepted because his Dad never gave him that. The guy showed text books symptoms that can all be explained by a shrink. Too bad he never went to one.

I would also like to add that he was offbase on the racial thing. His career bottomed out because music passed him by. His last albums weren't any good. The fact that he diddled little boys and wore costumes didn't help. If anyone had a problem with being black it was him. Maybe that was the result of his need to be accepted. He felt whites were more accepted than blacks in society. He's not that enigmatic when you get the character sketch.

America. Maybe You've Heard Of Us?

AITOOW thinks it's bad business to charge your customer's a fee so you can advertise to them? Well that's just what our government is doing. We just passed a bill that surcharges (it's not a tax - it's a fee) tourists so that we can develop an agency to try and get more tourism. What can you expect? They're only mimicking the MBA-holes. Actually, MBAers are just raping loyal users for net profits. The gov't is raping loyal users in an attempt to encourage people who have already decided that they can't or won't buy our product. That's if you are listening.

Risky Business

AITOOW looks at their credit score and thinks that the rating agencies are in bed with the lenders? Lower scores = higher risk premiums attached to prime = higher profits. How can they not try and buy off the rating agencies? Agencies buy off the feds.

White People Be Like...

AITOOW thought that if the skit filmed in Harlem last night on the Jay Leno show was filmed by a white person and had white people saying the things these bigoted black people were saying it would have been denounced? They would have been called racist, insensitive, ignorant and dangerous. But, black people can espouse the same vitriol and it's soooo cute. They can't help theyselves. They just.... (fill in the blank). Won't do it, huh. I thought so.

And while we are on the topic, how is it that every black person is the greatest at everything? It seems like a definitional impossibility. But, it's what they say. Constantly. I wonder what a psychologist would term this behavior? I actually know but I want you to figure it out.

The Meaning Of Is Part 2

AITOOW wants to remind our president that a fee is worse than a tax? Just love this man's sophistry.

Milligram

AITOOW laughed when he heard Football analyst Matt Millen explain his new segment - Milling with Millen? He explained that he would go around campuses and think about things. That's mulling not milling. Milling means to wait around in a group. You imbecile.

Peanut Sized Brain

AITOOW thinks it's funny that Jew-hating cracker Jimmy Carter believes that it's racist to oppose fellow socialist Barbi Obambi? You know in law school we learned that when you can't convict your opponent on the evidence you try and impune his character. It's a cheap shot. Unlikely to work. And semi-unethical. But, there you have it. A peanut sized idea from a peanut sized man taken from page one of the liberal playbook. Go build a shanty from handouts you redneck.

Those Who See Evil, Think Evil

AITOOW finds it funny that the best the insipid minds of Rahm Emmanuel and David Axelrod can come up with is playing the race card? Even Rodney King and Jonnie Cochran are laughing at this. How is it that racism is behind Joe Wilson et al not wanting to pay for health care for illegals? You always tell us that illegals aren't just Mexicans. They come in all shapes and colors. How is it behind not wanting stimulus for welfare. You always tell us there are more whites on welfare than any other group. How is any philosphical disagreement racist when they were espoused aginst Hillary or Kerry or any other socialist in history? I mean come on. This is the best the "un-dumb" can come up with? It's dumber than "solving" health care by forcing people who can't afford or don't want it by forcing them to buy coverage. I long for that "simple-minded" ex-prez.

Don't Ever Come Down

AITOOW was relieved to hear that Whitney Houston only free based her crack? She didn't use a pipe. I'd like to reiterate that - just like she did. She never used a pipe. Because that would be over the line.

And since he has been showing his aged, homo face at every Whitney press op, who has "legendary" music man Clive Davis discovered on his comeback tour. And who has he "discovered" other than Whitney (who basically showed up signed sealed and delivered to his front door by her famous mother). Has anyone squeezed more out of less?

I Fart In Your General Direction

AITOOW will reveal the true reason for the coarsening of contemporary culture (although at least we are just yelling at our leaders now and not assassinating them)? It's all about the age old battle about physical force versus mental force. I would also like to add that it is possible "that the good old days weren't all that good and tomorrow isn't as bad as it seems" or it was the anomoly and today is more in line with "normal" behavior.

Clever people use their brains to fight their battles. They either have a weaker physical constitution or they calculate that the injuries they would sustain fighting an equal or weaker being would make the confrontation less desirable. Therefore, they rely on a mental battle in which they trade physical injuries for mental or emotional or financial ones. The theory is that these injuries are more easily remedied than the ones to the physical vessel (which is irrepareable at a point). They also probably believe they have the superior or more cunning mind.

In today's America (and probably since the beginning) we attract a lot of immigrants (and grow our own in areas of squalor) who do not have the mental acuity to achieve in battle of wits. They must rely on physical contests. If they do not intimidate physically, they must adopt other devices to appear intimidating (harsh language, tattoos, fierce clothing, nasty glares, etc). So this is why we have a violent, coarse society. We let in unevolved human beings and we mix them with the permanent underclass of mentally retarded (as in under developed) individuals. We never stem the supply of new miscreants. And we replace every Neandrathal we elevate from our old stock with two miscreants (immigration and child bearing) from the new.

Most people would boil it down to cultural or genetic differences or the result of pockets of people being angry at their lot in life (racial, financial, social, sex, etc motives). I say it's just a measure of group intelligence demographics. Not that it isn't sometimes (maybe most of the time) smart or necessary to use force. As every non-victim learns early on in life. This inflates the number of people using the "physical" as a pose or to protect themselves.

So, it's no wonder in times when our supply of people is increasing that our levels of civility (if you measure civility as the absence of confrontation) is decreasing. Plus add in those experiments with population density and happiness, theories on the loss of responsability in crowds and the fact that since the early 20th Century our top immigrant pool sources are stereotypically irritable areas like the Mediterranean, the Caribbean and Latin America and you see why we're in the state we're in.

You Go... What Ever You Are

AITOOW thought it was nice that Lady GaGa let her beard grow out for the VMA's? It takes balls to be yourself. He... she really is a natural blond. Maybe he... she'll join the South African Track team?

Eye Robot

AITOOW doesn't care to imagine how the US Open Final outcome would have differed if they weren't using instant replay technology. I believe Del Potro would have been screwed out of at least half a dozen critical points. This (all) technology needs to be employed as widely as possible. Use it to call balls and strikes. Use it mark field position. Use it in every way imaginable. There has been to much incompetence in the past.

The Neverending Query

AITOOW agrees with following thesis? When you meet people who admit that they don't think about the bigger philosophical questions or engage in self-analysis is it simply because they are slow? Do they wrestle over a simple dilemna, that you or I may resolve instantaneously, all day? They must. I mean what else could be going on in that head of theirs. An endless loop of asking themselves the same question in their head? This leaves them for no time to think about anything else. Like the crows in Dumbo. "What do you want to do"? "I don't know. What do you want to do"? It must be great.

Party At The Water Tower

AITOOW thinks Tim Lincecum is the kid from Dazed and Confused all grownsed up?

Preacher Leave Those Kids Alone

AITOOW wonders who was more impressionable - Barbie's audience for his speech to school children or his audience for health-fare?

I'll Gladly Blow You Tuesday...

AITOOW found it typical that the Whoopie Cushion didn't understand the motivation behind the following survey? She chastised her own sex for using sex to get something they wanted. She said that women should learn to get things for themselves. Whoopster. The issue isn't that women are incapable of these actions. The issue is that they are fucking lazy. In any situation in which a woman is dependent on another, it is not about capability. It is about effort. Women have learned the art of acting stupid. While you are just the latter.

I'm Out

AITOOW finds it hilarious that the black guy and the unwrapped mummy on Shark Tank never invest in a business opportunity. It was obvious from the beginning that they were just added to the cast for diversity. And like in real life they don't contribute anything to the enterprise except their anthropomorphic divergency.

Shot of Tequila

AITOOW can't understand how Shawne Merriman didn't slap Vietnamese Me Love You Long Time Tila Tequila before this weekend. She should give yum yums and then be locked away in cage with a Hannibal Lechter mask. I challenge the prosecutor in charge of this case to spend a day with her.

Harvest Time

AITOOW wonders how much the Market will fall in September?