You're Bought And You're Sold

AITOOW thought Katy Perry looked like a drugged Asian Go Go Dancer on SNL? She has to be one of the worst live performers in music. Zero energy. Zero connection with the audience. Zero pizazz. She needs Proactiv for her stage presence.

Wild Oafs

AITOOW thinks that women are to blame for their disappointing relationships because they choose men who are too young? It's like blaming a month old wine for not tasting good.

The American Dream

AITOOW thinks it's masochistic to have ambition?

Glay

AITOOW can't wait for the Glee backlash?

King of the Whirl

AITOOW wonders if life is so capricious, don't you have to be dumb to be confident? I'll wait while you Google it.

Tik Taunt?

AITOOW wonders if Kesha is saying that Pilf Diddley is a piece of shit when she says "Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy"? If she is then shema be the greatest songwriter of all time.

Fat, Drunk and Stupid

AITOOW thinks that the esteem lobby is filled with lazy people? Who else would promote the fact that you are just fine as you are except slovenly, obese losers? They are just trying to lower the bar for everyone so they won't be left further behind. If you think you can't use improvement, you don't understand the rules of Evolution.

I Have A Crutch

AITOOW howled when he saw the fruit of the affirmative action tree fall during last night's Survivor? What happened was that one of the minorities (a halfro) offered to start a minority alliance. The reason for this brain storm. Oh. None. Except for the fact that he has learned that he can use racial sensitivity to his advantage. With no affirmative action plan at his disposal, he realized he couldn't compete on a level playing field. So he played the race card. No one knew he wasn't white. But, he knew he could use it to his advantage. Let's see how he continues to manipulate his ancestry. Maybe he'll be able to use it to become President (err Leader) of his tribe.

BTW - Is it possible that the producer's are really selecting typical black applicants. There must be some desire to smear their reputation. It is unbelievable how sociopathic every black contestant is. It can't possibly be a fair representation of the race. Can it?

Live Long And Pilfer

AITOOW wonders why we don't see any parodies with Obama as Tuvok the black Vulcan of Star Trek Voyager?

News To Me

AITOOW finds it convenient that news of the "end" of the recession has come out right as approval of Democrats has tanked and an election is a month away?

Pay Da Myan His Myoney

AITOOW is shocked that they have discovered "misspending" during an audit of the Winter Olympics hosted in Russia?

Spanish Flea

AITOOW who things that Rafael Nadal looks like Captain Caveman or at least Jonnie Drama from Entourage?

Tea for Tu

AITOOW who feels that the Tea Party appeals to people because we have become a society trained to demand our individual rights and they see minorities prospering by championing an agenda that seeks their comfort over the collective good? It was only a matter of time before white people started to play the label based political game. Electing Obama got rid of any residual guilt. America will be a nation of splinter groups from now on. A war against an enemy that seeks to obliterate us all and a financial catastrophe were not enough to bring the country together. I can't invision another exogenous event that will unite us. It's group warfare from here on out.

Selective Enforcement

AITOOW thinks that if this candidate from Delaware were a Muslim that we wouldn't dare criticize her beliefs? I in no way support the fairy tales promoted by the Catholic church, but, aren't we supposed to be tolerant of alternative points of view?

Ines and Out of Trouble

AITOOW is waiting for the racism card to drop in the case of the Mexican reporter and the Jets? How bad was the cat calling that it offended a mexican? Have you ever watched spanish language television?

Treakle Down Economics

AITOOW wonders if trickle down economics is a fraud, why does the government thinks it will work when they do it? And if it is a fraud why do they add a middle man by giving the stimulus to private businesses (public works projects and tax breaks). 100% unemployment payouts and government jobs would seem to be the most consistent way to practice their economic theories.

Koran The Barbarian

AITOOW who thinks that the opposition will see our acts of tolerance as a sign of weakness or a sign that their threats of violence are efficacious? Let's see how a nimrod will interpret the cessation of Koran burning - we burned a flag and acted a fool and the Infidels caved because that violence scared them. Great politics. It promotes violence. When will our "intelligensia" realize that they are not negotiating with their intellectual equals. We have the portion of their side that has a fertile mind on our side already. They understand our "Arab street". It's the "Arab street" we are at war with. They do not understand what we wish to convey with any message that promotes tolerance. They see it as weakness. If Obambi was only all black he would understand this kind of shake down and street mentality. We can't even get that sort of street savvy from him.

Burn Notice

AITOOW can't figure out why every self-proscribed "reasonable" figure head is taking the side of mysticism over freedom of speech/expression? I'm not for wasting things, but, it's a book of fairy tales we are preferring to the right to have an opinion and voice it. I thought the definition of insanity was believing in something when there is no evidence of it. That is what religion is. The Koran is a book that promotes insane ideas (fairy tales). It and all other religious texts are dangerous. We should prefer any right in the Constitution to that one. Our leaders are choosing to defend a book that promotes our mental erosion/subjegation over my right to inform you of its pernicious agenda. Oh wait, when I put it like that it makes perfect sense. Sleep sheep. Sleep.

It's not even a practice of religion issue. It's a freedom of speech versus a potential local ordinance (burning without a permit) issue. And if it is the message in the Koran that we are protecting and not the book itself, the Supreme Court has said that the objects (ie American Flag) that hold the message have no protection. I guess you have to be a full professor of Constitutional Law and not a guest lecturer to grasp the issues. It's just more political expediency at the cost of our principles. If we are a nation of tolerance it is for that grumpy, hayseed in Gainesville and the exercise of his freedom to piss off his neighbors. Not a nation that defends his neighbors to run to the principal to tell on him.

Brothers In Arms

AITOOW who thinks that Keith Olberman and Rachel Maddow look like brothers? Or gay sisters.

Pronunciation Renunciation

AITOOW doesn't see how Canadians can pronounce "about" as "aboot"? Do they say "snoot"? Or "poot"? Or "cloot"?

Book 'Im Danno

AITOOW doesn't see why there is bias against self-educated people? Professors teach books. Anyone can access those books. Aren't those who don't require an intermediary more adept? Not to mention the wisdom of saving the cash schools steal from us.

Hawking Snake Oil

AITOOW doesn't see how wheel chair boy's proclamation that we don't need God to have a Universe still doesn't explain the origin of the forces that he says created the Universe? How is this progress? While I still God is a euphemism/place holder for all things we can't explain, I'm still at a loss to explain the origin of the first "step" and what created the thing that created that, etcetera, etcetera.

Mary Tyler More

AITOOW never bought into the ERA movements' war cry of equality? You know that dominance was always the goal. That's why on ABC news last night there was not one reproving comment nor one editorial remonstration when the women stopped for comment all responded chauvinistically to the news that women under 30 are out earning their male counterparts. They were all overjoyed and excited by the blood in the water. If this story read conversely, we would all be put on high alert on how we must remedy this injustice. Any man that didn't lower his eyes in shame at the news would have been highlighted during the piece and flagellated. This is why you should never feel bad about inequalities. The other side doesn't.