Keeping Our Streets Safe

AITOOW thinks all Newt Gingrich needs to do is hold up a picture of Bill Clinton and say "I saved you from them once" and then hold up a picture of Barack Obama and say "I can do it again".

All Bark And No Bite

AITOOW wonders why black women continue to rely on threats when it is obvious that they are ineffective? It just makes them look like lunatics.

Hip Hip Hairy

AITOOW wants to praise the Lord that over plucked, penciled in Latina whore eyebrows are out of fashion? Now it will just take ten years for the yokels in the trailer parks to catch on. I hold out no hope that the aforementioned ethnic group will ever abandon the policy, however. They are too sensitive of their reputation for being hairier than their men.

I(ntolerance) For An I(ntolerance)

AITOOW finds it funny that anti-bullying bullies have no problem bullying Christians? Now I am an agnostic and I believe they do bring much of it on themselves with their behavior (hypocrisy, bigotry, and trying to brain wash people into believing when it is logical that a person has to enter into the relationship on his own or it is not a true acceptance), but, aren't you just doing to them what you criticise them doing to you?

Chump Change

AITOOW who read that the Earth cooled off last year? Of course I am.

Home Is Where Your (Shopping) Cart Is

AITOOW thinks it's funny that they are trotting out the old "think of the children" refrain to try and argue for income equality or unemployment benefits or whatever subsidy they want you to pay for? We have stories about kids living in vans. Isn't that a home? A better home than 80% of the world has. A better home than most people have had throughout history. We have stories about them living in tents. Their (the bank's) home was foreclosed on. They don't have TV. They don't have videogames. They don't have I Phones. Oh wait. They usually do. It's just another said attempt by the left to play at your heart strings instead of your head. It's shameful. They will use any demographic as a victim group. And yes I have heard stories about homeless pets.

Times They Are A Changing

AITOOW thinks it's weird how things change? First rape was just considered bad because it defiled a man's property. Then it was considered bad because it ruined a woman's innocence. Now it is bad because it reminds women that even though they think they are equal they really are not. They can't defend themselves. It is no longer bad because it takes something of value. Modern women believe promiscuity is an obligation. It is bad because it points out a flaw in the Feminist equality argument. I wonder what people think was the best reason for the prohibition is/was?

Fashion Reek

AITOOW caught that ridiculous show about modeling agencies last night? What a piss poor attempt at trying to copy Gordan Ramsey or any other show with the same exact formula. There was exactly zero tension. You knew what had been scripted from the first minute. The fact that the lead douche let that woman continue working for him says that either the modeling agency business is really poorly run by people who have no business management sense or that he in particular is guilty of that sin. She has no right running a perfume counter. And how fugly was the model with the gap teeth? The only reason the agent that liked her likes her is because she is a beaner and doesn't know beaners are not attractive in the aggregate. Also ugly - almost all the models he signed while visiting. He just found a beggar's purse of minorities. How does the CW keep coming up with such crap. How long before that Crocodile Dundee half breed from High Society tries to worm her way on this show too? And speaking of bad shows. How is that one Chorus Line type show exclaiming that they are introducing Katherine McPhee? She was on American Idol. She has been in movies. And isn't it funny when the commercials also call it original. No show has ever been done about a actor trying to get a role and become a star. No not one.

Dog Show

AITOOW was trying to figure out what kind of Miss America clone contest (ie Mrs Married America) was going on before they realized it was the Miss America contest? I thought evolution was supposed to make us better? I would need alcohol to bang most of these girls. And this is their glory years. My favorite moment (I barely saw any of it) was when one of the block heads said her dress was inspired by the Romans and then went on to describe the Greeks. It was like watching Rick Perry at a debate. And I have to ask. Are Americans getting fatter because weed is more acceptable?

L(ifting)MFAO

AITOOW liked "I'm Sexy And I Know It Better" when it was called "I'm In Miami Bitch"?

Sticker Shock

AITOOW thinks you should be able run cars off the road that have any kind of stupid sticker on them? The latest (and lamest) - stickers of people, kids, pets that people put on their rear windshield to inform you how many things you have to tie up when you invade their home. It takes all the fun out of breaking and entering. My favorite is the old women with one adult sticker (her) and then four cat stickers. The reason you don't know why it is wrong to publicize this is the reason cats are the only things that don't run away from you. And they only don't run from you because you keep them incarcerated. Ah, so that is why sad ladies keep cats. Their escape options can be neutralized. I wish cats knew how to commit suicide.

Make Mine A Double

AITOOW thinks that nowadays women who agree to have mastectomies only do so because they know they can reconstruct breasts now? You know damn well that if it meant no boobs they would try every thing but removal. I wonder if this is the new "deviated septum"? I had to listen while that egomanical, publicity sucking whore married to that guy from the Apprentice whined on and on on how brave she was for agreeing to the chop. You know she just realized it was an excusable way to get fake tits. Too bad it wasn't face cancer. I would chip in to reconstruct that. Does anyone remember when she was on TV whining that she couldn't have a baby because she didn't want to get fat? I guess we should be glad that it's unlikely that her genes will be passed on.

Over Baked

AITOOW thinks they are over the whole celebrity chef/food as a hobby thing?

Affirmative Attraction

AITOOW feels vindicated by the fact that none of the "urban" models Tyra Banks selects for her top model ever becomes famous? You don't know pretty, five head.

You Dumb So And So

AITOOW hates when people start an explanation with "so"? Almost as annoying as unnecessarily adding "actually".

Political Dicktionary

AITOOW thinks a caucus is a cock circus? My favorite part was Michelle Bachmann's gay husband's cold sore.

A Three Hour Bore

AITOOW thinks the field of Republican candidates would make a great Gilligan's Island cast? Newt can be the Skipper. Romney can be Gilligan. Perry is Ginger. Bachmann is Mary Ann. Paul is Mr. Howell. Huntsman is Lovely. Santorum is the Professor.