Dog Show

AITOOW was trying to figure out what kind of Miss America clone contest (ie Mrs Married America) was going on before they realized it was the Miss America contest? I thought evolution was supposed to make us better? I would need alcohol to bang most of these girls. And this is their glory years. My favorite moment (I barely saw any of it) was when one of the block heads said her dress was inspired by the Romans and then went on to describe the Greeks. It was like watching Rick Perry at a debate. And I have to ask. Are Americans getting fatter because weed is more acceptable?