Peace Of Ass

AITOOW thinks women just want things to be peaceful so that half the cock out there won't be withheld from them? It's more than half if you figure that all the best men (physically) run off to fight. They (or those within the fertile ages) know that their power over men increases with the disparity in percentages between the sexes (all men only really want this subset).

They also know that some of "their" men will satisfy themselves with the women of the opposing side. That mitigates the benefit of having half the competition off limits. They actually aren't worried about being ravaged themselves by unwanted men because of the clamor. They'll take all cumers. They just dislike the fact that they aren't in charge of the selection process.

And That's The Bottom Line

AITOOW has come to realize that people will only listen to advice if they have paid for it? And maybe not even then. I guess something doesn't have value until it has a price. How many people owe their grifts (I mean careers) to this aphorism?

The Power of Un

AITOOW finds it great that someone has pushed back against self important Hollywood liberal cry babies? Only you could make censorship agreeable. You make money off of everyone else's dirty laundry and you only espouse freedom of speech when and if it is your speech. It's nice to see someone has put you in your place. Anybody remember the uproar they made over those Obama posters? How about all those shows we can't see any more because they are racist? Spoiled, delusional cowardly dilettantes. If this movie was about North Korea trying to kill Obama (not Bush - that movie was ok with you) you would call it a hate crime and demand a pound of flesh. The real winners are American wallets because you know this movie was going to be way mediocre.

Gimme Your Heart

AITOOW hears that Club Med song when he sees those fools marching down the street? Hands Up. Baby Hands Up. Gimme Your Heart. Gimme Gimme. Your Heart. Gimme Gimme. Will somebody synch that up on You Tube please?

Whose Hair Are You Wearing

AITOOW thinks they should ask this on the red carpet? I also love it when women with sideburns put on foundation and it attaches to that hair.

Crimi-noles

AITOOW wonders why I've never heard one of FSU's rivals call them the Spear Chuckers?

Hear Me Roar?

AITTOW thinks that women are caught in a conflict over submission (daughter) and repression (mother)? The choice forms their personalities. Which one are you?

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

AITOOW thinks a slut is a two time loser? The first "time" is getting played. The second "time" is repeating the behavior over and over again and expecting different results.

Stock Laughing

AITOOW thinks that once you realize you are listening to a laugh track that you can't unhear it?

Fire Woman

AITOOW thinks Kiera Knightley looks like a dragon?

Spicy Tuna Hole

AITOOW wonders what would happen if you feed tropical fish red pepper flakes? I presume they would die, but, how long would it take or how many would they have to eat?

Land of Make Believe

AITOOW notices that guards in movies never seem to be on "jumpy" although they are in a foreign country or a prison surrounded by danger? They just let any little suspicious irregularity slide. They are also a subset of movie characters that never fire below the waist. All you have to do is hit the ground and they fire right over you. I won't even get into how wooden furniture or sheet rock seems to be bullet proof.

Tailor Made Music

AITOOW who thinks that new Taylor Swift song Out Of The woods sounds alot like Roxette's The Look? Do they even know they are "sampling/plagiarizing" or is the culprit some forty year old producer suggesting melodies from his old mix tapes to oblivious jingle writers?

To The Victim Goes The Spoils

AITOOW thinks the only injustice manifesting itself in racial issues is the fact that only one side is ever required (or feels compelled) to examine how their behavior contributes to the problem?

One Spoiled Apple?

AITOOW thought it was funny that Obambi was trying to portray the Ferguson mobs as a fringe element of their group? A peaceful association just like all those Muslims.

Picture This

AITOOW wonders why it's not called a "cel-fie"?

Barry Barry Not Contrary Enough

AITOOW wonders how many mistakes could have been avoided in his mis-administration if King Barry had treated everyone with the same suspicion and disdain that he shows the Republican Party?

Fruit Loop(holes)

AITOOW thinks that wineries that generalize (or give no information) about the flavors of their wines (on the back side labels) do so because they can't consistently meet a standard? Even in the same year.

Thanks But No Thanks

AITOOW thinks that those who say "I can hardly thank you enough" barely thank you at all?

Black Mark-et

AITOOW has noticed that a thousand point drop in the Dow has resulted in next to no media hysteria or attention. In the last election period in which a similar pattern developed, all they talked about was the drop. And they pointed fingers and proselytized . Did they become inured/apathetic to the genre? Is there so much else going on in the world? Have the losses not been large enough? Have the results of the losses not been systemic enough? Or is it because it's part of a pattern of conduct in which they do all they can to save their like minded power players from discredit/blame?

Misleading Advertising

AITOOW has responded to a commercial's suggestion to "call for information"? Heads up - they won't tell you if the CEO uses his/her right or left hand to masturbate (or any other "interesting" information).

Baby On Board

AITOOW wonders if those anti-abortion billboards with little white babies on them would be as effective if they showed a grown up ne'er-do-well on them? Especially one of color. Or just a black baby?

Blood Test

AITOOW thinks you can tell what a mixed race individual is by asking them if they are proud or embarrassed by their mixed blood? If they say embarrassed, they are white.

In The Pink

AITOOW was originally disappointed that the NFL only gives 8% of their "pink" merchandise sales to charity and then realized that they couldn't think of a single women's league that does anything for men's charities? And how many times a year do they conduct some kind of breast cancer event? It's more ubiquitous than country music awards shows. And shouldn't pink be for vaginal cancer?

Fargin' Icehole

AITOOW who thinks of Jonny Dangerously whenever they talk about ISIL?

King Me

AITOOW has noticed how the deliberate mind of of King Barry seems as efficacious as whatever decision making alternatives he arrogantly derides? It seems that he is always caught be surprise by something and recalibrating. His superior methodology didn't seem to predict the problems with Universal Health Care. His extra-sensory ability didn't seem to predict umpteen changes to global politics. He didn't forsee the border crisis his pandering/executive order would cause. On and on. And in each instance you could ask what was avoided by his dithering. Could it have been any worse if he just flipped a coin and adjusted on the fly? I'm not saying that deliberation and forecasting aren't theoretically superior alternatives, but, it has been all too clear for a while that he just wasn't up to the challenge. And all this was made all the worse by his propensity to play political games (keeping himself and his party in power) with policy. It seems that not only has he been playing checkers with a feeble opponent, but, that he is over matched in this children's game.

Mahbaloni Is My First Name

AITOOW wonder what it would be like if blacks started monkeying around with their last names like they do with their first names?

Speak Queasy

AITOOW what will become of those who rely on others for services if Millenials have the poor social skills that are attributed to them? How bad will the teachers, preachers, customer support, leaders, talk show hosts, psychologists, phone sex operators, etc. be?

Now What?

AITOOW tenses up when the evening news promo music comes on? It's so ominous.

Eye of the Cougar

AITOOW thinks people are wearing sunglasses much more because they are using anti-wrinkle cream (instructions say to avoid sun) under their eyes?

Mirror Mirror On The Wall

AITOOW has no idea how they look? You look at yourself in one mirror and you look great. You look at yourself in another and you look terrible. What's going on?

Duty Of Care

AITOOW is frustrated with people who don't know the difference between accidents and carelessness?

Talk To The Phone

AITOOW has noticed that pretending you are doing something on your smartphone is the new way of saying leave me alone?

Reality Blights

AITOOW thinks it's funny that woman want you listen and "understand" them ad nauseum and then flip out if you find out a secret or something embarrassing about them? I guess they just want us to think of them as the person they want to be not the person they are.

Hammer Time

AITOOW doesn't understand how low income areas get so dilapidated? The residents have nothing but free time on their hands. Pick up a broom.

Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Competent Management

AITOOW wonders why the same people who resist totalitarianism can't wait to get to Heaven? They are always descrying the cause of freedom and choice, yet, their idea of utopia is a place where everything is managed for them. Is it just a matter of proper management that they really require?

Black Beauty

AITOOW wonders if when black women say "you are a beautiful black woman" they are subconsciously acknowledging that they are not as beautiful as other races?

No News Is Bad News

AITOOW wonders whether the "advisers" and extra security personnel sent into Iraq were granted immunity from prosecution by the Iraqi government? The reason why there were no troops there in the first place. And why has no talking head spoken of this. Do they just forget or are they managing the news?

Garbage In Garbage Out

AITOOW thinks it's funny watching people who have handed down poor genetics to their kids obsess over their pregnancies and providing them with the finest supplements after birth? How about you just don't start by making that first mistake? Darwin anyone?

Elections Have Consequences

AITOOW remembers that most of those "innocent civilians" in Gaza voted in free, democratic elections for Hamas to represent them?

The Price of Air

AITOOW thinks companies should be required to fill their containers to the top? It's a subtle fraud and it wastes resources and creates excess waste. It probably increases pollution, wastes fuel and increase traffic too (fit less items in a container/transportation vehicle).

Art For Attention's Sake

AITOOW can't understand why the arts are in such a pitiful state when they seem to be the only thing people are interested in any more? All people do is dance, sing or take videos of themselves. You would think this would be the golden age of art. It's just attention seeking so far.

Participation Award

AITOOW thinks it's funny that black people won't take credit for things they do do (like crime - "Wasn't me") while they take credit for (as a group) anything laudatory one of them "do" (which is usually just being the first black version of something every other race has has already been).

Negligable Cost Allocated to Athletes

AITOOW doesn't understand how colleges count scholarships as a cost? All they do is pack in a few more students into a class (fixed cost). Nearly the same with room and board. They are totally disingenuous when they descry how much athlete "compensation" costs them.

La Raza

AITOOW wonders why no one is worried about what future these unchaperoned children from Latin America are destined for even if they are allowed to stay in America? I'm guessing crime for the boys and prostitution for the girls. Is this really a humane alternative? Becoming an exploited class in a free land is not really progress.

Quag-Myer

AITOOW who doesn't understand why Seth Myers is still (or ever was) on TV? It can only be explained by the disconnect NY media executives have with the rest of society. He's them. Weasel faced, elitist, liberal, self-absorbed and satisfied Millenials. He often brags about being the head writer at SNL. And he's proud of that. SNL, maybe, has two sketches that are passable each week (8 in total?). He has the audacity to believe that he was pitched things that couldn't satisfy him. What exactly was he saving us from? And if he was, then who does the hiring? His talk show has no interesting recurring bits. They are a nerds collection of Venn diagrams and New Yorker captions. Is this the Dick Cavett show?  He's a horrible interviewer. He's embarrassingly (hyper-Fallony) obsequious. He's smarmy and dismissive and self important about the rest of America. Why the pass on organ grinder monkeys? His hair (what's left of it) is Ed Grimly-like. His eyes are baggy. His run and stop onto his desk platform is gay. His bits with Fred Armison (a usually absent crutch/draw) are forced. His pleas of not being Jewish are transparent (don't reject me Middle America) and not believable. His band is weak and they have no rapport with him. The show is just unwatchable. I'd be happy that he was off SNL if they didn't replace him with an even more Millenial douche and a lipless hag. The skits weren't any better with him gone. I just don't understand what NBC is thinking. Even Fallon is nothing without Higgins. He's the only person with any comedic instincts at the network.

I forgot to mention his insufferable and self absorbed/socially unaware stories about his gay dog, bland family and cuckolding wife.

How ... About That

AITOOW who wonders why Redskins is bad, but, Indians is ok? At least the former is accurate. Hasn't it been established that the Americas are not India as once thought? You would think that that one inaccuracy would be the first thing they want sorted out. When is the crying Indian going to be resurrected for this marketing campaign?

Investing In Me

AITOOW wonders why women are so risk averse to "gambling" money, but, have no issue assuring it will be lost in a shopping spree?

MSG

AITOOW who has read a Doritos wrapper and has seen that these jagoffs still use MSG? Wasn't that stuff outlawed?

Look Alikes

AITOOW think these people look alike?

Dominic Monaghan - Guy from The Following
Louis Black - Bob Woodward
Mitch McConnell - Roger Ebert (with cancer)
Anette Benning - James Spader
Rebecca Hall - Vera Farmiga mixed with ScarJo
Bradley Cooper - Zach Ephron
Jenna Bush - Chloe Moritz mixed with Kristen Bell
Chelsea Handler - Catherine O'Hara
Lady GaGa - Barbara Striesand
Bruce Dern - Dax Shepard

Let it Go Because Baby You're a Firework

AITOOW who thinks that that Let It Go song from Frozen is similar to Katy Perry's Firework?

Jewspapers

AITOOW is surprised that critics of the New York Times et al don't refer to liberal press in this way?

Me, Myself and I

AITOOW wonders how something can be called a "selfie" if it has others in the picture?

12 Years A Slave

AITOOW is surprised that more people haven't used this as the start of joke for things that lasted for 12 years? FDR admin, Reagan/Bush admin, possible Obama/Clinton admin, etc.

One To Crow On

AITOOW thinks false eyelashes on old ladies just accentuates their crow's feet?

The Real Tootie

AITOOW who wonders how much ADD medicine or coke Today Show quo(ta)-host Tamran (Hall?) is on? I was first clued into the warning signs (rapid eye blinking and/or manic physical movement and speech) when Jose Canseco was last in the spotlight. He had the same mannerisms and they attributed it to the side effects of Ritalin or Adderal. She is so manic that you can see here co-hosts' discomfort. If that puss Willy Giest (and the producers) wasn't such a milquetoast, she would have been removed weeks ago. It's amazing how afro-phobic (and it is used properly here - letting someone bully you is the residue of fear not disliking them) corporate know nothings have become. Either that our she's pulling a Julie Chen or has dirt on someone. It's really a disgrace to put someone in that condition on the air.

Nothing But Answers

AITOOW understands why Donald Sterling is racist? The only blacks he knows are basketball players, hood pigeons (renters) and V Steviano.

Rash Putin

AITOOW finds it funny that some world leaders pick college basketball games and go on Ellen while others annex other countries?

Starting Off With A Bang

AITOOW thinks that it took kids shooting other kids for people to acknowledge bullying? It's odd that nobody even speaks of giving them credit for the movement in way that some civil rights advocates, let's say, argue for a guy like Snowden. It's hard to say, but, I'm not sure we are taking this problem seriously if these crimes weren't committed.

(Revenue) Up In Smoke

AITOOW fears that all this talk about tax revenue from marijuana legalization will amount to so much hot air because the next thing they will do is say it's medicine and everyone will just get it for free from their health care provider? I already know people who are getting theirs this way.

No-bamacare

AITOOW thinks it's laughable that they used to say it was a crime that 40 million people were uninsured and now all this nonsense and disruption is going to result in 5 million signing up for it? And most of those are for Medicaid. And that does not include the people who did or would lose coverage. I've looked into applying. They (gov't or insurance companies) won't answer questions about what is being offered until you sign up (hand over your private information). It's like the very bill that established it - you can't know about what you are agreeing to commit to before you agree to it. I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

The Answer is Blowing (Up) in the Wind

AITOOW doesn't understand why the Ukrainians don't just threaten to blow up the oil pipelines in their country if either Russia attacks or Europe won't support them?

USDA

AITOOW thinks it's funny that religion/morality is often more capricious than ethics? It's supposed to be the other way around. However, a few century old prejudices (that really are subordinate or antithetical to the thesis) tied onto the belief system by man end up alienating potential believers and threaten its existence. These fringe overreaches (homosexuality, divorce, contraception et al) demote morality to a sub-ethical subjectivism. It's fairly obvious that although the Devil may be in these details, a benevolent (or even a  vindictive Son of a Bitch) God is not. They are more than likely mis-interpretations, contrivances or conventions of ancient man. You obsess over these manifestations of Man to the detriment of the most important ideas of your Creator. Call it the USDA (United States of Deviant Americans) if you must. Just remember it may be a terrestrial author you are advocating for and not a higher authority.

      

Dark Chatter

AITOOW has discovered a new language? It's called Black. It's now the preferred language of the executive branch. A phrase such as "We are working towards..." (ie release of POW's) translates to -  "we are doing nothing measurable". Working = Thinking about thinking about it. It's a language where action verbs do not denote action - just the contemplation of action. All definitions are mutable. If they inure to the benefit of the speaker then they have a very expansive definition. If they are injurious they have a narrow definition. Some etymologists believe the language evolved in Arkansas in the 1990's.

This Baloney Has A First Name

AITOOW doesn't understand what passes for art these days? If I have to see another one of these films/performances lauded on Charlie Rose or the like, I'll scream.

American Hustle was a poor imitation of a Scorcese film (ie Casino). I hate the director's obsession with under lighting and his repetitive use of actors (especially in consecutive films). Jennifer Lawrence was over the top and miscast (age alone). she is not capable of doing any role yet. Bradley Cooper was less believable than he was in SLP. Adams, Bale, and Louie CK were good. They saved it from being as banal as SLP. The material was great. O Russell just tarnished it with his "stylism".

Nebraska had the gravitas and puerile pretension of a film school submission. It would be terrific as a table top book, but, it was a movie. Why do some auteurs not understand that things that make interesting still images are not enough to make an interesting moving image (at least a linear, non-metaphorical one). The plot and setting was dull. The payoff was small. The actors ranged from miscast to (hopefully) novice. I have no idea why they are lauding the old lady. She could barely get the dialogue out of her mouth. I hope she isn't a professional actress. The nomination is some sort of joke/pity. Dern just had to play a guy whose mind is blown and has a limp. Not hard for an ex-hippy. I think the director said he wanted to tell stories about real people not Super Heroes. But, this material has already been plowed.

Captain Phillips was ok. Hanks couldn't even do a proper accent. He's just a beneficiary of A material. The director did more with first timers than the guy who directed Nebraska (probably didn't have time to interact with the humans because he was setting up shots). It wasn't really a must see.

I liked most of the others. Didn't see Philomena or DBC yet. Cate Blanchett proved Woody Allen can't ruin every film he sets out to make if he has Cate Blanchett carrying 80% of the weight. The Bradley Cooper nomination  is a joke. Amy Adam's tits and his perm were more memorable than him. Her best prestidigitation is making us believe she is sexy when she is so obviously not. Fassbender had the bigger role, but, other supporting players in his own film were more nuanced. He was just a dick. The whole supporting actress category is a joke. The Blue Jasmine actress did an ok job if that isn't her being her (never seen her in anything else). The Lupita girl did an ok job. Same complaint as I had with Fassbender. Gravity was all special effects and one panic-y lady, so I'm not sure if the production part of it (directing) deserved mention. Before Midnight and Her deserve the writing awards. Jonah Hill was great, but, I think it was an impersonation more than acting. I didn't see Osage, but, the commercials made Streep's and Roberts performances look unworthy. Not that Roberts has ever been worthy. I'm guessing dope addict Matt McConaughey is only getting accolades because he lost weight and the material is gay sensitive. You can't act through a marijuana haze. The eyes look all Costas-y. Di Caprio needs to reach for harder material.

BTW - I keep seeing clips of this older film with Meryl Streep and Robert De Niro. She acts circles around him. He does his "furrow his brows" and then "puff out his lips" thing. She is all perfect subtlety. How did De Niro ever get a reputation (Pacino too) as a good actor? Were the 70's so devoid of talent that these guys passed as talented? They are just loud and feral.

Choke-chi

AITOOW thinks the US Winter Olympic team was one of worst in recent memory? They really only won medals in sports that used to be Jack Ass stunts. Is it further proof of the ineffectual parenting skills of Generation X who are overdoing the under parenting of their scions and creating uber-babies? Or is this still the fault of of the last vestiges of the hippy baby boomers "esteem" parenting?

Money Shot

AITOOW who thinks is poignant that a company that is a rehash of another company (Friendster, My Space) had to use some of its undeserved lucre on another company that is a rehash of another company (Hotmail, Skype)? People ask why would they do this deal. It's simple. They have a 13 year old novice at the helm who wants to support his legacy entity by co-opting/disrupting the economic viability of a subsidiary. It's done all the time by Empire builders. They absorb a finely constructed "militia" into their "army" and buy themselves a few more months/years of sustainability. Eventually they dissolve because they bankrupt themselves doing so, or the entity becomes unmanageable because there are too many acquired assets and/or those assets fight their overlords, each other or other acquired assets. History is replete with evidence of the consequences of this maneuver. It just shows that for all their (Millenials) talk of re-inventing the wheel, they are just like every other generation that believed that bigger is better and might makes right. I thought that "new technology" was going to makes us a nation of 1 and that size was no longer a metric.

Whenever I see these two dollar ideas purchases for billions, it makes me wonder why the corporate behemoth couldn't have re-engineered the idea in house. I mean that is how most of these companies got their start. They tweaked an existing platform (right Google?). I thought we told/discouraged all the "small guys" that they had to worry about the marketing might of the 'big, established" brands and the relatively low barriers to entry for all comers - a two front war. Try and get a small business loan and that's what they tell you before they reject your request. If this is the case, then why are these monoliths going off the reservation for solutions? They should be able use, say 19 billion, in advertising to steal your customer base not take a stcky load between their eyes.

Bullshit Talks, Money Walks

AITOOW is sick of these supposedly civic minded billionaires using their money to buy influence instead of addressing the problems they are supposedly in favor of directly with that money? The only beneficiaries are politicians and media companies.

Consistently Inconsistent

AITOOW is infuriated with the fact that people can't think consistently? Now liberals (who have no problem killing a fetus) who are using executive (governor's) orders to vitiate state law on capital punishment, are in a rage because a guy who shot another guy for loud music only got life imprisonment. The stupid parents also are infuriated with the "defend your ground law" that they say legalizes killing. The guy got a life sentence. Who cares what charge produced it. If everyone is so against killing, why are they always seeking it? I ask the same question of the right wingers who want capital punishment but not abortion.

Starting Trouble

AITOOW wonders if the starter at the Olympic Speed Skating races is the guy you hear over the PA in all those early James Bond movies? Is there any way to say "ready" more laconically? He couldn't sound more bored. It's hysterical. So much for re-inventing Russia to non-Russians. I hope this doesn't get him sent to Siberia.

I LIKE LIKE Mike

AITOOW doesn't have a problem with Michael Sam being gay? Hell, if you are looking for a player to chase down a same sex opponent, wouldn't you want him to be gay? Wouldn't he try harder than a straight man? Then again, maybe the other guy would try harder to get away. What I don't like is that I believe he did it to ensure he WAS drafted (and probably higher than before the "revelation"). Now, if someone doesn't give in to tokenism, the whole league is homophobic. It's like Jason Collins. He only "found the courage" when his ability was no longer good enough. He probably thought he could get a TV job as an oddity at the worst. I also wonder about the claims of the "penetration" of gay athletes into sport. I believe high school "sorts" out a majority of personality types into the activities that they prefer. That's why is believe most actors and artists are gay. If the "sorting" does occur, then it would be logical that the mix in society (10%) is not indicative of the mix in sports. At least manly sports. Soccer is different story. Do you think that soap on a rope will make a comeback because of this?

Crime-ean War

AITOOW wonders if there are more people in jail because there are just more people or if the same amount are committing more crimes or if more are getting caught or more are getting prosecuted?

Half(ie) Time

AITOOW wonders if academically superior schools are becoming more competitive in sports because of race mixing?

.Gov Me A Break

AITOOW finds it ridiculous the our government is using our money to pay for commercials that pitch a service that they have decided that we must buy? What a business model! Maybe the health care providers should be fitting the bill for this?

Ad-app-ting To Technology

AITOOW thinks these things masquerading as apps are really just "shortcuts" to some company's already existent mobile webpage?

The Naked Truth

AITOOW can't stand actresses who bemoan the fact that they can't get roles after a certain age because of prejudice? You only got the roles you got when you got them because you had tits that men wanted to see and you were willing to unbare them. You weren't good at your craft then and you aren't now. You should be thankful your talentless ass was given a seat at the table to begin with.

Roiling Point

AITOOW thinks blogs and post are so "vicious" because of political correctness? People are so repressed in what they feel they can say that it percolates into a boil. The measure of anger they feel towards the initial antagonist is increased by the oppression they feel in not being able to voice it.

Green (500) Miles(s)

AITOOW has heard that "locally grown" can mean grown within 500 miles?

Tie - one on - yo Cruz

AITOOW amazed that a multi-national company and their limp dick ad agency came up with a cool/necessary promotion? Bud Light's cruise ship in NY for the Super Bowl is actually something I would be excited about.

The Curse of Jared

AITOOW who wonders if being a Subway spokesperson is the new SI cover jinx? It seems like every athlete they chose ends up "under achieving".

Smoking a (Super) Bowl

AITOOW realizes that the two teams in the Super Bowl are from the skunk weed states in America? We have Colorado and Washington represented. New York is going to be awash in sticky icky. They are worried about the cold? No one in the audience will feel it. It's going to be the highest grossing day in concessions history. I bet half the stadium is empty because the fans won't remember to show up. Is it Super Bowl CCCCXX?

Playing The Player

AITOOW wonders why football teams don't hire people who can read people's expressions to teach the players (especially defensive players) to read their opponents? You could tell by indications of anxiety, calm, attentiveness, etc whether the play has been called for them (especially running backs).

Trans(fats)lator

AITOOW thinks one of the reasons Americans are so unhealthy is the metric system? They put all these measurements on the label (probably to purposely confuse us) in weights and measures that we don't use. How much is a milligram? Why is it not even in grams? Isn't it bad enough they use recipes that are in spoons? It's a conspiracy to keep us uninformed or to force us to learn metrics. I don't which is more pernicious.