Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Dark Chatter

AITOOW has discovered a new language? It's called Black. It's now the preferred language of the executive branch. A phrase such as "We are working towards..." (ie release of POW's) translates to -  "we are doing nothing measurable". Working = Thinking about thinking about it. It's a language where action verbs do not denote action - just the contemplation of action. All definitions are mutable. If they inure to the benefit of the speaker then they have a very expansive definition. If they are injurious they have a narrow definition. Some etymologists believe the language evolved in Arkansas in the 1990's.

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