Self, Assured

AITOOW remembers when people used to take photos of other people and things?

Con-munity

AITOOW wonders how it is that certain communities say they can't police their own peoples' behavior. A small segment seems to be able to. They can convince those same people that "snitches get stitches" and you should never talk to "the man"? They also seem to be able to make them wear certain clothing or pray to a certain deity. Is it possible that these impotents really don't see themselves as so different from the "trouble makers" Maybe just willing to let others fight their fight for them?

Better Safe When Sotty

AITOOW thinks someone is saying "I'm leaving here drunk" when they back into a parking space?

Wall To Wall Carpet Traders

AITOOW wonders how Hungary can stop a border invasion with a chain link fence and our position in considered hopeless? And they built that thing in weeks.

My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To Allah

AITOOW wonders how long it will be before the Arabs start clamoring that the oil field in Israel was their ancestral land?

The Real Cancer

AITOOW wonders if there are more awards shows or breast cancer awareness months? And btw most of that "art" doesn't deserve any recognition and most of those tits don't deserve to be saved.

Shitting Bull

AITOOW wonders how Bill Clinton has made it this long without being nick named President Bull Shitting?

Frankie Says Don't Relax

AITOOW was not surprised that the Pope drew 1M admirers in Philadelphia? That was just the homeless, drug addicted and criminal element loitering around where they put his podium. He also produce a miracle. He got the Philadelphia police force to show its face.

I also love that two scientifically retarded segments of the planet (graduates of the US school system and the Church) seem to agree that there is global warming. Never mind that is still a theory and the scientific method itself requires observable proof to validate the claim. Never mind that US science scores are abysmal. But, I guess if you are a science retard you don't even understand the basics. Science is a process. The only people more ignorant and smug than religious observers are scientific zealots. How many theories have been disproved. The default mindset of a scientist is scepticism. Not unquestioning acquiescence. We know you are too dumb to refute science. Just don't blindly follow it because of that. Science is still the greatest tool for examining reality, but, it isn't infallible.

I Need Bah-cop

AITOOW sees alot more congregations of cop cars at traffic stops? Is this because they travel alone now? Is it because they have hired women and other physically incapable officers who can't defend themselves? Is it to have a witness? Is it because they aren't encouraged to use their firearms? Do they not have enough work to do? A union/payback thing? Blind fear?

Battles of the Sexes

AITOOW thinks men fight in a forum while women fight constantly? Since men are taught that there is is a time and a place (ie courts, rings, battlefields) for settling their disputes, they aren't always in attack mode. Women aren't taught the same etiquette, so, they never relax. Even if they appear to.