Eyes Versus I's

AITOOW notices that people who now think of themselves as "changed" think that everyone judges them on their "progress" not the totality of their lifes work. It's a point of disonance. What one feels about oneself versus how others feel about you. It can cause a lot of friction. The reverse is true if one screws up. Then they want you to remember the totality of impressions not this latest discrepancy.

Fire In The Hole

AITOOW wonders why hot sauce is passed through your pooper? It is a liquid, so you would think it would sear your dinkie not your pooper.

Hail Mary

AITOOW wonders how many people cement their relationships because they think it's the only way to preserve them? Is it what they do when the love, excitement and desire to be together has evaporated? Is it what they do when they think they can't be trusted to hold it together on their own?

Poor ATTempt

AITOOW doesn't get who at AT&T coordinated their latest commercials? Let's get an over weight B list actor (Luke Wilson) and let him dress like a hobo and eschew a razor. I know he wants to because he's let himself go and is evidently every bit as suicidal as his Gonzo nosed brother. But, someone tell him that stuble doesn't hide a third chin. This wouldn't even be acceptable in regional theater. And he's dressed like he came from Good Will in EVERY commercial! And they might want to show him surfing and talking (if this is there number 1 sales pitch) via Blue Tooth. It makes no sense if people are imagining a guy talking with the phone at his ear.

Nien

AITOOW doesn't understand why this was staged as a musical or movie. The story is dull. The characters are venal. The music is forgetable. Someone actually chose this as subject material. I think I would have passed in favor of nothing.

Field Position

AITOOW gets a thrill every time a punter gets the extra roll? I just love watching that ball tumble closer and closer to the plane of the goal. I don't care which team kicked the ball. And why don't punters get the extra yardage from the scrimmage line to where they kick from added to their total like kickers get?

Ava-rage

AITOOW didn't come away impressed with Avatar? I mean aside from the banal script, granola demagogery and derivative plot, the effects weren't that much better than what Peter Jackson came up with in Lord of the Rings or King Kong. And yes it's Jackson's studio that did the work and invented the processes. Not Captain Tell Me I'm a Naughty Boy. I liken the advances to XBox graphics vs Playstation. If Star Wars was Atari v Pong. And Jurassic Park was Nintendo 64 v Nintendo NES. Then this leap was only XBox v PS. Not a huge leap. In fact I found the 3D wouldn't let me concentrate on the story.

While we're on it, how come every initial scene on dangerous territory has everything from the mosquitos to the carnivores after you and then as the scenes go on you can just walk through the jungle like you are walking in a mall?