Jerry Wright

AITOOW understands that Jerry's latest appearances are not acts of vindictiveness against Barry. They are merely an attempt to acquire the "pulpit" of black society and guard the industry of black dependency. Like Jessie, Fat Albert, et al, Jerry can't keep himself in zoot suits without a disenfranchised black populace that can play on white guilt for reparations, blackmail and charity. Just like the southern sharpee that frequented pool halls and picket fences outside of social gathering places, he needs an audience of ignorant, unsatisfied hayseeds to spin yarns around. Without them he is an unemployed dilitante. With them he is a pedagoge. He has celebrity. He has respect. He has purpose. Unfortunately for him, he is so imersed in afro-centricity that he can't see that he doesn't need to stop integration. Barry is not a threat to his paradigm. This is a class issue not a race issue. Dependency is an issue that speaks to a large audience.

Jonah Hill

AITOOW thinks this hedgehog is not remotely funny. Out of all the untalented Apatow entourage, he is by far the worst. His mumbling, stoner schtick is neither witty nor
original. Here's a tip. Seth Rogen is the invisible line you don't want to cross. As far as obscure, character actors that may break through for a movie or two, you can't be stupider, uglier, stranger, or crasser than him. Anything beyound Rogen and you have entered the unappealing zone and you should not be exhibited for public consumption. People barely get the Jew-topian rantings of Rogen. Anything beyond him is only understood by teenagers with Jew-fro's who have spent time masturbating to Israeli travel brochures at a Jewish summer camp.

Guess Who's Coming To Dinner - A Racist

AITOOW can extrapolate sentiment from the latest poll numbers out of Pennsylvania. Black men 89% for Robot. Black women 87% for Robot. White Women 68% for Rod Harm. White Men 56% for Rod Harm. It would appear to me that Black men are the most racist. Followed by black women. And then it's white women (let's add sexist here too). The three groups that most vociferously abuse all other groups into accepting equality and cultural blindness are the worst violaters of that policy (no shock here). The working class white male that Robot can't break through to (because they are so provincial) seems to be low hanging fruit compared to their wives. Shouldn't that have been the story line in PA? Let's hope this signals a shift in the program of indoctrination. Let's focus on the most itinerenet racists in our country in the same way (an indoctrination program of shame and ostracization) that apparently has worked so well on the white male. That is if equality is the goal. It is? Right? Anyone?

NOW That's A (S)hit

AITOOW doesn't understand how we always have a super annoying song every year? Just when we get rid of Who Let The Dogs Out we get hit with Crank That and then Low. The worst are the ones that come packaged with a ghetto dance that all little white girls think makes them "hard". It makes me soft. You can't escape. It really makes me think that I'm in Hell and just haven't had my orientation meeting yet.

Leonna Lewis

AITOOW was bewildered at the size of Leonna Lewis' knees on AI? Her leg, cankles and ass are huge like most Halfro women (see Alicia Keys) but I've never seen puffy knees of that size. Here's hoping that it doesn't spawn another ethnic fad like collogen lips. Is she the spawn of Lennox Lewis? It would explain the heft.

TV Detectives

AITOOW wishes these clowns would have a little humility. You would think that after say their thousandth incorrect assumption about who the actual perpetrator was that a slight measure of doubt may creep into their smug know it all demeanor. Whether it's Law and Order or CSI (et al), they always accuse the wrong person to begin with. I'm not saying they are dumb (although I can't recall a top level university alum among them and all the people who couldn't get into college in my home town became cops) but could you remain a little apprehensive about tearing up someones life. Are you prenaturally wired to try and tie up the case as soon as possible? Do you get a bonus if you churn 'em and burn 'em. Are any of your "gut" impulses founded in applicable experience? While this is done to fill an hour of dramady, I have a sneaking suspicion it is even worst in real life.

Why Hockey Sucks

AITOOW can't get into this sport because of penalties. For instance, the Flyers beat the Caps last night in the series deciding game because they were up a man. The only time anyone scores in this yawn inducing league is when they are up a man. While it is a hairs breadth superior to "suck-er", it's still lame. How can you get excited about something that has as much to do with superior athletic ability and team work as Keno? Why don't they roll dice like they do in Dungeons and Dragons?