This Has Been Fun

AITOOW knows why he didn't call you back after sex? Besides you being bad at it or weird about it. Let's see. You stepped out of your heels. You stepped out of your form flattering/hiding dress. You took off your padded bra. You took off your spanks. You took off your padded ass prosthetic. In the course of the act: Your makeup rubbed off. Your eyelashes fell off. Your contacts fell out. Your extensions/wig came off. Your caps fell out. Your fake nails fell off. He learned about your tattoos, piercings, herpes blisters, regular blisters, corns, snaggle toes, C-section scars, lipo scars, tummy tuck scars, regular scars, stretch marks, ingrown hairs, and cellulite. That doesn't even factor in the probability he already knew about your nose job, eye lift, fake tits, botox, collagen injections, hair dye, electrolysis and generally slutty reputation. Any questions?