Dick Tionary

AITOOW who is sick of all the words in the English language that have multiple meanings (let alone the ones that are spelled the same and pronounced differently)? Examples: number, date, lap, pluck, spruce and poster.

(p)Art of the Appeal

AITOOW wonders if Dem-shits live in such an environmentally controlled "safe space" bubble that they don't realize that Trump is just parroting what has been said on talk radio for decades? It seems like they think he is making it up himself. Guess they don't tune in. And is it accurate to say the are more likely to believe in "hyphenated" America (insert the self interest you choose as representative) or their own particular/singular interest and Republicans believe in America as a concept.

Clint-riloquism

AITOOW thinks it not hard for a typical politician to appear smart/informed? All they have to do is is ignore impromptu questions and read words off a teleprompter that someone else has written. Remind you of anyone(s) we know? It is much harder to speak off the cuff.

And I am just wondering what is more inflammatory to Muslims - a video (like the one that was supposed to have incited Benghazi) or a leader making a gay meeting place a historical landmark? I thought inciting the enemy was what we weren't encouraged to do. It's not prudent right? A "seasoned" politco would never make such a blunder.

That's Queer

AITOOW who wonders if Obambi just put the Stonewall Inn on the Muslim (err gun fanatic) hit list? Does the ED on Ellen Degeneres' new clothing line stand for her initials or "erectile dysfunction" (what she causes). I wonder why the Pope would say sympathetic things about gays yesterday? Oh yeah, he and his band of merry diddlers are all gay s folk. No, you gave up sex willingly. Hah! I wonder if twenty years ago a media story line about Orlando would have dared to ask about HIV blood fears? They certainly don't seem to have thought about it now.

Help You To Help Me

AITOOW who wonders why women can never seem to succeed (their words) unless someone is there to help them? That means all those Hollywood "feminist" twits responding to Sheryl Sandberg and her book.

I Must Say

AITOOW thinks Maya and Marty is ten times better than SNL? At any time in the last ten years. And they only have two (sort of 3) cast members. Maybe that is the key. Must make Seth Myers cringe. He has such an feel for comedy (see his daily ten minute political rants) in addition to all his other gifts.

Brex-cellent

AITOOW who is getting a belly laugh out of all the talking heads predicting doom for England now that they are no longer part of the PU? Is anyone NOT a hysteric nowadays? How much were you profiting from the old dynamic? How long have you been a member of Global Socialism Incorporated? Nothing of import will happen because of this vote. Except that England will keep being "English" a bit longer.

And how many times in a row has the media now tried to sway public events by citing polls that were at best incorrect and likely purposefully misleading or outright fabrications?

Finally. It Is Over

AITOOW wondered about the following during the NBA Finals? Who has more vocal orgasisms - Mike Breen or Gus Johnson? Simmer down. Shouldn't the P in MVP be for Penis? If Draymond doesn't whack it, there is no game 7 or 6. If Jeff Van Gundy hates when they foul intentionally in the middle of the game, why is he ok with them doing it in the last minutes? Is anything more tedious than watching that happen? What music would they use to promo the games if the players were still white? Can you imagine layup highlights set to Taylor Swift? Is this the only time of year where most middle aged white people hear "popular" music? Didn't LBJ pin the basketball on that last block? Is that allowed? So hard to tell anymore with the differing league rules. Wasn't Steph Curry scared to step on a foot every time he went in for a layup? Does Steve Kerr know what a time out is? Is Mark Jackson finally ancient enough that his terrible catch phrases sound about right coming out of his mouth? Since when is getting landed on/run into a foul? Is it preseason already?

McGrammar

AITOOW is disappointed with McDonald's for promoting poor grammar? Not only should their cashiers say "Do you mean - may I have a McPick?" when these idiots say "Lemme get a McPick", they should not make it a slogan. And why do they call it a Mac Cafe in their commercials if it is "Mick" Donalds? Is it run by minorities now? Is that the answer. Is the D in Mickey D's what Mickey got on his report card?

Allah Gaydar

AITOOW thinks the gay evidence is being manufactured against the Orlando shooter? It's straight out of a movie. A ploy by law enforcement to cause a reaction that gives them some advantage. Now I'm not sure what the obvious benefit is in this case because he is dead. But, maybe they are baiting/shaming his Dad. I hope it is not some pathetic attempt by the admin to dissuade future attacks by letting the perpetrators know that we are not above smearing their reps through lies.  Isn't that kind of homophobic anyway? I doubt it would work. I doubt they give much thought to the opinions of we infidels anyway. I wouldn't be surprised if this was the best Obambi could come up with to fight terrorism. This and calling them ISIL instead of ISIS. Maybe Obambi is so intent on deflecting attention from Islam that he wants this pinned on repressed sexuality and not religion. That way he protecst his boys and make those who are calling it Islamic terrorism look like fools.

BTW - is Valerie Jarrett gay? I wonder if this is his gay confessor. The one who gave him a pass on all his former opinions. She seems to be the black mother he wishes he had.

egOBama

AITOOW thinks Barry Barry Quite Contrary has an undiagnosed (or treated) inferiority complex that manifests itself in an inability to admit error? I see this psychosis is almost all black people. Not stereotyped for their uncommon intelligence, they view each of their individual "failures" as a reinforcement of the collective stereotype. A individual failure that also disenfranchises the whole group they associate with (since their identities are so tied to the collective race). The accepted stereotype does not avail themselves of a healthy enough ego to accept criticism of their mental faculties. Additionally, some are just too stupid to realize they are stupid. A trait not particular to their identity group. However, that is not a psychological issue.

Being the first president of his race increases and publicizes the chance to be wrong and magnifies the guilt quotient. His inherited economic situation also contributes to his inferiority complex. His abuse of the perks of the office and complaints of being treated disrespectfully illustrate his abused ego. Being "rejected" by his father also contributes.

The coddling he received as an affirmative action charity case didn't negate the feelings of intellectual inferiority. They just suppressed them. He is now of an age where he can see that he isn't as accomplished as he was led to believe. He was graded on a scale. He wasn't better than all those rich white kids. He was just told he was by latent racists. He doesn't seem to have come to terms with this realization. His adult successes may have been misinterpreted as accomplishments and confused the issue. He may not have seen his "accomplishments" as more white charity and black opportunism manifested in a glorified beauty contest. A "rigged" one in many instances. He may have even entered his presidency with his adolescent inferiority complex in check. The universal adulation he thought he received upon his election, may have satiated his ego. However, I believe that ever since that point, his ego has been shaken (by criticism and obstruction) and it has re-activated his inferiority complex.

Ali Shady

AITOOW has learned that if I disobey the law, advocate for my self interest, act like a braggart and a bully, choose the religion most in conflict with the rest of society, father children out of wedlock and cheat on my spouse that I too will be remembered as a hero?

Crimes and Misnomers

AITOOW thinks, that if racism (any ism) is now the most deplorable action a human being can commit, leveling a charge of racism must be the most considered decision that a person must make? Any spurious or exaggerated claim must meet with some punishment. Then again, I can't remember a libel or slander suit against anyone who has been called a murderer. Funny society we have put together.

Another Biased Cabal

AITOOW recognizes how ridiculous ABC's reporting on Donald Trump has become ever since he "insulted" chicklet toothed, diversity reporter Tom Llamas? How juvenile and biased. Today, every show they produce, loaded up on Trump University stories. I guess no other college tries to fleece their customers. They even implied that he was to blame for the racial intolerance (crime) that was committed against his supporters. If any of these actions had been instigated by white men, a civil rights investigation would have been demanded. Now assaults and battery go uninvestigated. even when the perpetrators are on film. Meanwhile, an act of treason by his opponent, continues to be ignored. An email scandal that is just the tip of the iceberg. No mention of the Clinton aide that plead the 5th. The same aide that was in charge of missing evidence when she worked for her husband. Imagine the charges if a white reporter showed the same tenacity against a Hispanic candidate. I used to just find his grill work annoying. Now it is so much more. How about a Disney boycott?

And will Shillary's game plan work against Trump when it failed against a barely two term Senator eight years ago. Nobody wanted her to answer that two o'clock phone call in 2008. Did they think she would blame a video or something?

Black Marks

AITOOW wonders if Bill Cosby gets a mole every time he drugs and rapes a girl?

Sperm Banks

AITOOW thinks it would be a great populist talking point to lambaste banks for not passing on the rate increases by the Fed to savers? They are adding it on to borrowers.  I understand that they aren't doing this because they are flush with cash. No doubt another unexpected consequence of forcing them to maintain sky high cash reserves. They don't need the cash (can't flip it) and they want to give away all that interest. Every move upwards in rates is a windfall to the banks and a burden on borrowers. Is Bambi, purposely, trying to scuttle the economy just as he leaves? Does he have a job lined up with a bank? Is that economically illiterate? How long before the banks get nationalized. Did the not hear about WWII? People don't like banks. They don't add value.