Finally. It Is Over

AITOOW wondered about the following during the NBA Finals? Who has more vocal orgasisms - Mike Breen or Gus Johnson? Simmer down. Shouldn't the P in MVP be for Penis? If Draymond doesn't whack it, there is no game 7 or 6. If Jeff Van Gundy hates when they foul intentionally in the middle of the game, why is he ok with them doing it in the last minutes? Is anything more tedious than watching that happen? What music would they use to promo the games if the players were still white? Can you imagine layup highlights set to Taylor Swift? Is this the only time of year where most middle aged white people hear "popular" music? Didn't LBJ pin the basketball on that last block? Is that allowed? So hard to tell anymore with the differing league rules. Wasn't Steph Curry scared to step on a foot every time he went in for a layup? Does Steve Kerr know what a time out is? Is Mark Jackson finally ancient enough that his terrible catch phrases sound about right coming out of his mouth? Since when is getting landed on/run into a foul? Is it preseason already?