1-800-FUH-QQQQ

AITOOW wishes the contestants on reality audition shows would stop mugging it up for the cameras when they list the 800 numbers. I can't believe it works and it is embarrassing for them. Just chill out and give the number. And while we on the topic - why can't that midget judge on So You Think You Can Dance find a jacket that fits him. The sleeves were to his fingernails. Was it his daddy's jacket? I mean his father.